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Some people shouldn't rap (pg. 2)
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorwhore
she had such a cute mole
licking it was my goal |
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
No please tell me you made that up....NO! |
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| DigitalMP |
even if it ain't sunny hey, i ain't complainin'
i'm in the rain doin' a buck 40 hydroplanin' |
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| Stingray |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
To highlight the crapulence of this album, here are the titles of the songs
8. Macho Thang
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:haha: :haha: :haha: "Macho Thang"!!! :haha: :haha: :haha:
I love it!! |
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| Orko |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorwhore
U betta stack it to a slim n' jim
u know im him
the macho man bringin in
nuthin but mad hits
this lad gets
the bitches with crab itch
just like elizabeth
god rest her soul
i used to stick her with my pole
but now she's burried in a hole
she had such a cute mole
licking it was my goal |
please tell me those arent actual lyrics!?:eyespop: |
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| angelgirl |
I'm Back
I'm the wrestlin' king but now I'm spittin' lyrics
Took a break from the ring cuz I want ya'll to hear this
Comin' on a medium nobody expected
Been in the game for years and I'm still respected
Macho Man Randy Savage the true chief warrior
Critics I'm ignoring' ya to ladies it's euphoria
People on the streets say "Randy you the illest"
And I'm one of the realest so it's not hard to feel this
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oh gawd. too funny. |
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| EvilTree |
The whole album, well, about 75% of it is him talking about himself and how he's a badass and stuff. There's one about Kurt Hennig (Mr Perfect) which was a little touching, but he's rapping about it so it's funny. Oh and one about him going to a club and picking up chicks.
This album is so bad that it's good.
Mind you, it still sounds better than 90% of rap that is being produced these days. |
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| newr |
Yo VIP, Let's Kick it...
Aite Stop... While I do up my laces.
This kinda thing happens every show
Yo, i gotta learn how to tie a bow
["Whats your real name?"]
Robert Van Winkle
["Why did you change it?"]
Nothing rhymes with Winkle
I'm white and capitalizing
On a trend that currently rising.
Mix it with Curly and Larry and Moe...
Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, HEY YO
["When's it gunna stop?"]
Maybe never
I become richer with every endevour
I'm living large and my bank is Scoop-ed
Cause I just listin to real rap and dupe it
White White Baby
He's White white Baby
So very white white baby
Extremely white white baby
I'm a little teapot short and stout
GROOVE VANILLA ICE WORK IT OUT
I told the world I was stabbed in the butt,
But it was a toilet paper cut
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!
He's white white baby
What is he?... white white baby
he's white what baby
His thing is white white baby,
Hes just a white white baby
Were talking white white baby
Hey guys!!!!!!!!!
WHATTSUP?!?
Yo Im not stupid, I just dupe id
Word to ya muttha |
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| loca |
| quote: | Originally posted by SurrJRS
Haha, ya I hate when that happens.
Yes, I realized I'll be taken out back and beaten to a bloody pulp for this... but im suffering, so you must too! :p
Ready?
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Set?
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You put de lime in the Coke, you nut! :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
muahahahahahhaaaha:thepirate |
you.bastard. |
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| loca |
| quote: | Originally posted by angelgirl
I'm Back
I'm the wrestlin' king but now I'm spittin' lyrics
Took a break from the ring cuz I want ya'll to hear this
Comin' on a medium nobody expected
Been in the game for years and I'm still respected
Macho Man Randy Savage the true chief warrior
Critics I'm ignoring' ya to ladies it's euphoria
People on the streets say "Randy you the illest"
And I'm one of the realest so it's not hard to feel this
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oh gawd. too funny. |
The worst part is there are wrestling fanatics that are actually going to buy this, he'll probably make a nice little sum from it :wtf: |
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| Blue. |
| Some people shouldn't make rap, like 90% of all existing rappers. |
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