|
lesson #1 for all u wankas
|
View this Thread in Original format
| narcism |
Lesson for all those wankas out there, you should stop
RIGHT NOW!!!!
we had a man come in to work today with a fractured dick, :haha:
hahaha he was wanking and somehow managed to fracture it :nervous:
there should be a lesson for you all, wank with caution :stongue: |
|
|
| DaveBegic |
| soups - take note. |
|
|
| tonydanza |
How the do you manage that?!
Unless he was using a wrench or putting his meatrocket in a vice or something |
|
|
| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by DaveBegic
soups - take note. |
he didnt hurt you last time did he begic?? :D |
|
|
| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by tonydanza
How the do you manage that?!
Unless he was using a wrench or putting his meatrocket in a vice or something |
well from what i gathered hahahah
he was quite reluctant to tell the story
he was wanking, and he got a twinge in his back or something which caused him to snap it kind of, which caused the fracture :nervous:
hahaha im so glad i dont work in emergency when these ppl come in :haha: |
|
|
| Paulie |
:haha: quality.
*me takes note* |
|
|
| DaveBegic |
man i dont even joke about homosexuality anymore, you should know that.
bloody tassie :(
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
he didnt hurt you last time did he begic?? :D |
|
|
|
| Light The Fuse |
so what happened, did you have to plaster up his dick? (or just a splint)
omgz there are a few pl's in there ): |
|
|
| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by Light The Fuse
so what happened, did you have to plaster up his dick? (or just a splint)
omgz there are a few pl's in there ): |
nothing u can do
just gave him some ice
n some medication, so he wont get another errection for a while
and sent him home :p |
|
|
| pkcRAISTLIN |
sorry to hear that dave :( no poofs at syrup tho ;)
i bet the guy wasnt wanking at all, but doing it with an animal. his story is about as realistic as stuff my mum hears in emergency \"oh i was eating in the nude and accidentally sat on the tomato sauce bottle\". bollocks. |
|
|
| Paulie |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
nothing u can do
just gave him some ice
n some medication, so he wont get another errection for a while
and sent him home :p |
sucks to be him :p |
|
|
| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
i bet the guy wasnt wanking at all, but doing it with an animal. |
yea thats more realistic than his story :rolleyes: |
|
|
|
|
