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Amazing photo of a seahorse up close (pg. 2)
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| Dervish |
| Two cows are standing in a field. The first says to the other "I'm really ting it over this mad cow disease." the other says "Hahahahaha makes me glad to be a duck.". |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
Two cows are standing in a field... |
Twenty cows are standing in a field. Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf. |
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| shades_of_gray |
what goes from green to red in a touch of a button?
a frog in a blender! :crazy: |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ste
whats red and cries a lot?
a peeled baby in a bag of salt |
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| Streakfury |
What do you call a three-legged donkey?? A wonky.
What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye?? A winky-wonky.
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| Spin Doctor |
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no penis? Still no ing idea. |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
What do you call a three-legged donkey?? A wonky.
What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye?? A winky-wonky.
:p :p :p |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
A winky-wonky.
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Roll up, roll up! See the magnificent Winky-Wanky bird! Every time it winks it wanks, and every time it wanks it winks.
Don't throw sand in the bird's eyes son, it'll wank itself to death! |
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| mentalbarter |
scientists think homosexuality led to the extinction of the dinosaurs
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| Spin Doctor |
| A Megasoreasre. |
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| Cru54d3r |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spin Doctor
A Megasoreasre. |
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| Jamie_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by mentalbarter
scientists think homosexuality led to the extinction of the dinosaurs
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People said the same thing about the people of Newcastle... :D |
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