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1 Lion vs 40 Midgets.
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| occrider |
| The horse sized duck would win. |
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| Orbax |
yeah, I just dont think they could get the requisite force, even after creating a "human whip" and using te last guy to headbutt the lion to break a rib or cripple it. Maybe a hamstringing, but Ive seen crippled lions fight and it doesnt threaten its life, they would still have to crush its neck, and its neck is too thick for 1 pair of gnome arms.
so they have to get 2-3 gnomes to wrap their arms around and do a concerted constriction for many minutes.
I mean...I guess if they wipcracked, hit its rib, breaking it, then had gnomes gnaw on its hamstrings on back legs and then when its crippled,the aforementioned constrictor happens and the rest of the gnomes grab its front legs and pile on its back...
THEN I can see them winning, but I just dont think the gnomes would be ready for that, and the numbers would be too thinned to do it by the time they got it down.
I vote lion. |
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| Scottaculous |
If I was a midget, I would have to use the bones of my fallen comrades and sharpen them into weapons.
Doesn't guarantee success but it's better than trying to beat the lion to death. |
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| Haste |
| I'd like to see the midgets win.. but seeing 42 midgets being mutilated beyond belief I think would be more entertaining. |
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| tranceDJ |
| I don't know about that but I remember seeing a whole bunch of midgets trying to pull a plane that was strapped to their backs. I think it was on the FOX channel, they have such wonderful programming. |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Haste
I'd like to see the midgets win.. but seeing 42 midgets being mutilated beyond belief I think would be more entertaining. |
42? :conf: |
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| trancendental |
Obviously Forty Mini-Mes would win :rolleyes:
But if it's Ali Baba and his forty midget thieves... :conf: |
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| nchs09 |
me and scottaculous convo
[15:51] Scottaculous: 40 midgets vs a lion
[15:51] Scottaculous: who will win?
[15:52] nchs09: m
[15:52] nchs09: midgets armed with anything
[15:52] Scottaculous: uh
[15:52] Scottaculous: midgets have to be unarmed
[15:52] Scottaculous: barehanded
[15:52] nchs09: lion
[15:52] nchs09: landslide victory
[15:52] Scottaculous: lol
[15:52] Scottaculous: lion wins! perfect!
[15:52] nchs09: 10 poeple could nto fight a lion with no weapons....
[15:52] nchs09: 50 midgets = 10 people
[15:53] Scottaculous: obviously the midgets have to sacrifice a few
[15:53] Scottaculous: in order for the group as a whole to win
[15:53] nchs09: mayyyyybe
[15:53] nchs09: if there was a smart one in the bunch
[15:53] nchs09: they would put
[15:53] nchs09: a couple of midgets as bate
[15:53] nchs09: and set up a trap
[15:54] nchs09: but this would be quiet a challenge since their height disadvantege ...... nearly imposible for them to build a device able to kill the lion
[15:54] nchs09: but probable
[15:54] nchs09: not ruling tha tout
[15:54] Scottaculous: haha i would so pay to see this
[15:54] nchs09: now the ultimate question is
[15:54] nchs09: lolololol so wrong
[15:55] nchs09: ulitmate question
[15:55] nchs09: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=134381
[15:55] Scottaculous: waht's more wrong is initially i felt bad for the lion
[15:56] nchs09: well the lion would only see 50 bite size hotpockets....
[15:56] nchs09: so fear would not be in the lion.. but in the midgets
[15:57] Scottaculous: rofl
[15:57] Scottaculous: 50 bite size hotpockets
[15:57] nchs09: hahhaa.... how can u fear hotpockets.. specially bite size
[15:58] Scottaculous: hahah midget = hotpockets
[15:58] nchs09: bitesize
[15:58] Scottaculous: the lion would ask where's the cream filling?
[15:59] nchs09: lolololololol... after it bites everyone
[15:59] nchs09: so gross
[15:59] nchs09: it just spits them otu
[15:59] nchs09: "they are gone bad"
[16:01] Scottaculous: a smart midget would use the leg bone of his fallen comrades as tools
[16:01] Scottaculous: and weapons
[16:02] nchs09: ok best question is
[16:02] nchs09: how would u try to escape this situation if u were a midget
[16:02] nchs09: mmmmm
[16:02] nchs09: sounds like a hard one
[16:02] Scottaculous: it's playing dodgeball with your life
[16:02] Scottaculous: make sure you run faster than the next person
[16:03] nchs09: as a midget i think i would beat the out of a fella weak midget... use him as bait.. and then as the lion goes down to try to eat him.. jump on the lions back....
[16:03] Scottaculous: i'd make weapons out of the bones
[16:03] nchs09: hahaha.. make them sharp.. lolololol the arm is like a sword
[16:03] Scottaculous: more like a little nife
[16:03] Scottaculous: they are midgets
[16:03] Scottaculous: knife
[16:04] nchs09: lololol switchblade
[16:04] nchs09: i think we have comed to a conclusion
[16:04] nchs09: beinga midget would suck
[16:04] nchs09: beinga midget fighting a lion
[16:04] nchs09: = suckege |
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| Orbax |
| dude what if while the lion was roaring one just in dived in there? he could lodge himself in his throat and kill him pretty quick. If they used the patented "gnome-a-pult" they could LAUNCH that little dude with some very basic running arm slinging techniques and a well timed tail stomp could elicit the needed roar |
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| Tranc3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
1 Loin vs 40 Midgets. Who wins.?
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Depends. How large is the loin? Is it a male loin? If it's an unnaturally large male loin, it could slap around the midgets. If it's an unnaturally large female loin, it could eat them all up.
But if it isn't some huge mutant loin, then the midgets win. |
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| DJ Lucas |
what about the lion's eyes?
40 midgets after 2 eyes.....something bad has got to happen to them. if the lion couldn't see, and the midgets were quiet, they could do some guerrilla warfare and take little midget mouthfuls of lion until the lion bleeds to death.
if they go for the eyes, i vote midgets hands down. |
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