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OK, Are BiG Men Really That Unattractive To TA Girls ? (pg. 7)
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| BiG MiKE |
| quote: | Originally posted by fr0st
This sums up mike from my point of view
Cuddle Bitches
cuddle bitch(n) - a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. Usually this will occur in private. She probably considers him a really sweet guy, which is the kiss of death.
First off, cuddle bitches are bad, bad things to be. Maybe the worst thing to be. I mean, being an Intellectual Whore is bad, but being an Intellectual Whore who has to endure blue-balls is bordering on criminal.
Mike you are teh cuddle bitch.... Get angry get agressive get tattoo'ed... Get laid.... If all else fails just whip out the on the next unsuspecting victim*cough cough* err female you see. |
I see your points. And that kiss of death has indeed laid upon me numerous times. I got a little lucky last week, but that girl has a boyfriend. But it seems she's getting bored of him, so maybe that's why I got what I got. Too bad she's leaving for Virginia for the summer :( |
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| hitokiri |
| quote: | Originally posted by BiG MiKE
I see your points. And that kiss of death has indeed laid upon me numerous times. I got a little lucky last week, but that girl has a boyfriend. But it seems she's getting bored of him, so maybe that's why I got what I got. Too bad she's leaving for Virginia for the summer :( |
don t be sloppy seconds leave it to some other heathen :wtf: |
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| reddog4063 |
you're full of $#!#...no guy has ever put a girl "on rations"
| quote: | Originally posted by hitokiri
dats right im putting u on rations!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: |
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| phuzzyfish12 |
| quote: | Originally posted by reddog4063
you're full of $#!#...no guy has ever put a girl "on rations" |
;) ;) :happy2: :happy2: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| reddog4063 |
Dear Mere,
Love the new "location".
Sincerely,
the bitches
| quote: | Originally posted by phuzzyfish12
;) ;) :happy2: :happy2: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| hitokiri |
| quote: | Originally posted by reddog4063
you're full of $#!#...no guy has ever put a girl "on rations" |
wanna bet ??? try me:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: |
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| reddog4063 |
i personally couldnt resist, you're a better man than me.... :eek:
| quote: | Originally posted by hitokiri
wanna bet ??? try me:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: |
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| BiG MiKE |
I just opened two fortune cookies:
Cookie 1: A beautiful, smart & loving person will be coming into your life.
Cookie 2: You will always possess a charm and sense of humor that attracts others.
Then lucky numbers follow :tongue2 |
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| fr0st |
I got this fortune last week
"you will soon achieve perfection" |
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| BiG MiKE |
| Well it's all hocus pocus.. Same thing: Wishing upon that one star that is never the first start you see any night ;) But you can dream :p |
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| Miss Bliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by fr0st
I got this fortune last week
"you will soon achieve perfection" |
I told you to add "...in bed"
... and in that case, we've got a long way to go, buddy :stongue: :p |
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| fr0st |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Bliss
I told you to add "...in bed"
... and in that case, we've got a long way to go, buddy :stongue: :p |
pfttt, like that will happen were never "in bed" |
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