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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zenchowdah
who does one talk to to organize such a career?
is she artsy?
my philosophy teacher in high school told me, "smart guys dont date smart girls. smart guys date artsy girls."
then he married a 19 yr old. (hes 47) |
hahahaha
damn cradle robber
and she's thinking of majoring in mechanical engineering and either doublemajoring in or minoring in bio
hah, another sidetracked story
i was shopping a few weeks ago and had time to kill and was driving by this kinda skeezy porn store, and i was like wtf why not so i stopped by
took a picture on my phone of a dildo that straps onto your chin called the accomodator, set it to my friend's caller ID picture so it shows up every time he calls :p
edit: found a picture!
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
| That's one hell of career. . .does she try them out before they hit the market? |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
hahahaha
damn cradle robber
and she's thinking of majoring in mechanical engineering and either doublemajoring in or minoring in bio
hah, another sidetracked story
i was shopping a few weeks ago and had time to kill and was driving by this kinda skeezy porn store, and i was like wtf why not so i stopped by
took a picture on my phone of a dildo that straps onto your chin called the accomodator, set it to my friend's caller ID picture so it shows up every time he calls :p |
i gotta find me an artsy girl. or at least kinky. i was with this one girl who was a freakin wild kink ride, she was awesome. first time we hung out, i was belted to her bed and she was drippin candles on me, it was great. but shes mega emotional and super christian, and i cant deal with that. so, this last weekend, i was with this other girl, and holy it was boring. just not the same unless the girl is a freak. :( |
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
hahahaha
damn cradle robber
and she's thinking of majoring in mechanical engineering and either doublemajoring in or minoring in bio
hah, another sidetracked story
i was shopping a few weeks ago and had time to kill and was driving by this kinda skeezy porn store, and i was like wtf why not so i stopped by
took a picture on my phone of a dildo that straps onto your chin called the accomodator, set it to my friend's caller ID picture so it shows up every time he calls :p
edit: found a picture!
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I would feel goofy as wearing that, no matter how much she liked it |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT
I would feel goofy as wearing that, no matter how much she liked it |
yeah i know me too
some sex toys are cool and could be used w/o detracting from anything
but that....yeah its just weird |
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
yeah i know me too
some sex toys are cool and could be used w/o detracting from anything
but that....yeah its just weird |
I've heard from some friends that the "pearl rabbit" is a good toy. it's a little on the wide side though, my grrl couldn't handle it. . .she's very petit |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT
I've heard from some friends that the "pearl rabbit" is a good toy. it's a little on the wide side though, my grrl couldn't handle it. . .she's very petit |
almost bought it, but i didn't have the cash on me :p
well not the exact one, but pretty much another company's version
it was like some shellfish instead of a rabbit
still got everything though
but yeah...just a few days ago i was watching porno and saw a few girls using the vibrator i got her and loving it :p |
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| Zenchowdah |
whoa, this joint died.
now playing: 03 - Dj Paul Elstak - Furious Anger |
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| Zenchowdah |
meh, i could be wrong
"the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyrannies of evil men. blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost souls. and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee."
mmm |
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zenchowdah
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! No!!!! that's the funniest thing ever.
now about the rabbit. . .I hear the twisting/popping pearls along with said rabbit/shell/dolphin/whatever kina clit pleaser is the bomb, but they need to make a slimmer one |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT
ROTFLMAO!!!!! No!!!! that's the funniest thing ever.
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