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Have you ever been in a girl's bedroom..... (pg. 5)
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| lipstick |
| with the skiddy underpants... thats going to cost you.... |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by lipstick
with the skiddy underpants... thats going to cost you.... |
better be some quality ... |
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| Stingray |
This thread rules!
:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| lipstick |
| well i just ate a bean salad so, you just wait honey! |
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| Stingray |
| I can smell that from here :nervous: |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by house_conXion
WHAT?!?!?!?
There's no Santy Claus, well thanks alot Fahad for ruining my one true happiness, so what about all those years when I left milk and cookies for him, plus I always got presents under the tree. Then tell me, tell me who was it than? |
LOL!!! One of my fave Friends moments:
Chandler: You should have a sign on your front door saying not to tell your son that he's adopted and there's no such thing as Santa Claus.
Owen: There's no Santa?
Chandler: (looking at Monica)We have to get out of here baby.
...and another one (for you Jayx1):
Joey: Ahhh, I didn't get the job.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Joey: I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political.
...for Moral Hazard...
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Ross: Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.
Phoebe: And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
Rachel: You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.
...LOL for me...
Phoebe: You don't have to put a good spin on everything.
Parker: I'm sorry that's who I am. I'm a positive person.
Phoebe: No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!
And more (sorry couldn't help myself):
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Chandler: Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird... turtle man?
Ross: Sorry, Ben, but Santa has to go now.
Ben: Why? I want him to stay.
Chandler: If Santa and the holiday armadillo are ever in the same room for too long, the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!
Rachel: Wow, it looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by lipstick
well i just ate a bean salad so, you just wait honey! |
I must of been a good boy today. |
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| arek |
| skidmark is better than a pancake. |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by lipstick
with the skiddy underpants... thats going to cost you.... |
I'll pay extra if you take pictures, too! ;) LOL!!! |
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| LittlePoonzgirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jem_hadar
I hang out in girls washrooms like the way Quagmire does...
~Jem~ |
Um, this is actually true. Apparently Jamie has watched quite a few girls pee. We talked about this the other night. |
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| WillyWonka |
This thread is just too funny for the May 2-4 long weekend to kick off my summer camping trips.
Anyway, sometimes at certain campgrounds there are portable outhouse toilet facilities for all the campers. There's an outhouse for the boys and an outhouse for the girls. It's funny because the girl's one actually smells so much better(like roses LOL:stongue: ) I had to use the girl's portable when the guy's one was occupied.
Trust me when I say there is a big difference when it comes to the smell and stench of a guy. My God, the guy's outhouse is just damn NASTY in smell... :whip: Truly it's evil...
I dare any girl to visit the guy's outhouse if the girl's one is occupied. You would never survive the repercussions of the mens disgusting bodily functions. Honestly, I don't think a girl could ever live to tell after a visit to the men's toilet. One time I almost died after a visit myself!!! :stongue: |
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| cmack |
***WARNING: Vom factor might be big for some people!***
OK mine isn't really a skidmark story, but at first I THOUGHT it was..
I'm walking into my bank one day at Finch & Younge and I'm walking back to the car when I see this woman bent over digging for something underneath the driver's seat beside me. So whatever, I get in, and she passes by the hood, and I think to myself,
"Good God! Is that a skidmark?"
So I ask my friend and they say yeah, but then I catch a better view when she turns fully away from me....it's the skidmark on her FRIGGIN PAD that fell out of her thong!!! We almost vomited right there!
The only reason this was visible was because she was wearing these super thin white pants. I mean she might as well have been out with NO pants, but to each their own I suppose...VOM!!!!! |
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