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The Creepy Boss Thread
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| placebo |
| Does anyone here have a creepy boss? I do! He keeps ing with my monitor and coming into my comfort bubble! |
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| nchs09 |
i have the best boss...
i dont have one :tongue3 |
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| zokissima |
| I have a pretty nice boss, but the guy I'm on this trip with is kind of questionable. He asks me the same questions repeatedly, all day long, on a daily basis. |
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| dj_bas |
i have several bosses and they seem to be pretty cool. one of them has this horrible stutter whenever he tries to explain something. normal speech...not a problem. trying to explain what the database should do.....take 30 mins. he gets in maybe 2 or 3 sentences.
then the president gave me for parking in his spot...it was a total accident. i thought the "thor" marked parking spot was for Thor employees...not mr. thor :( |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
i have several bosses and they seem to be pretty cool. one of them has this horrible stutter whenever he tries to explain something. normal speech...not a problem. trying to explain what the database should do.....take 30 mins. he gets in maybe 2 or 3 sentences.
then the president gave me for parking in his spot...it was a total accident. i thought the "thor" marked parking spot was for Thor employees...not mr. thor :( |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
then the president gave me for parking in his spot...it was a total accident. i thought the "thor" marked parking spot was for Thor employees...not mr. thor :( |
:haha: :haha: :haha:
It totally amazes me how people with so much money and security start winging about the stupidest things ever.
"Just find another parking spot, you whining bastad!!" |
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| placebo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
:haha: :haha: :haha:
It totally amazes me how people with so much money and security start winging about the stupidest things ever.
"Just find another parking spot, you whining bastad!!" |
My boss parks in the handicap spaces. |
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| jonze234 |
im actually pretty good friends with my boss. he lives about 10 minutes from me and we take the same train to work so we usually shoot the on the way in. he gives me the company tickets for sox and cubs games all the time. he brought in a tv so we could watch the day games in his office.
ive had some other jobs where ive had creepy bosses. i worked at a department store in high school and my boss (a guy) was trying to get moved into the lingerie department and the kids department real bad. it just seemed like a bad combo. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
i have the best boss...
i dont have one :tongue3 |
No, no, no. I have the best boss since im the boss.:p |
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| fiya |
i'm going to copy and paste my "boss" entry from my blog.
Boss Stories:
Name: Shanny
Age: 45+
Why she deserves a spot here: She always commented on how she was jealous of us for the tips. Maybe if she didn't have a moustache, a unibrow, and hike up her pants to her breasts and look like a hag with curly frizzball hair she wouldn't have been so miserable. She was quite mean too. She once nailed me in the spine in front of a customer, yelled at us, complained about how busy it would get and how there was such a long line up...she'd do all of that IN FRONT of the customers. Perhaps that's why no one liked her. Bad bad customer service.
She called me "Jessie darling", but behind my back she'd talk. She did that with everyone and then when confronted, she'd deny deny deny. She was caught in so many lies it was unbelievable. She would also steal money from the coffee shop. We all knew it. I lost count how many times she threatened to fire us all. It was hilarious... the place would have gone bankrupt with just her there. "Lady, you're scaring us!" ...That quote, btw, is taken from the movie Billy Madison.
She would often come up close to us all (we were all females) and brush by our asses as if it was an accident. There was always plenty of room behind us, so we knew it wasn't. It got to the point where we were sure she was a lesbian. No offense to any readers out there who happen to swing that way.
So I quit over a year ago: April 2nd 2004. Slowly everyone else quit. Apparently regular customers stopped coming; the place wasn't what it once was. She will never have the opportunity to walk all over me again. The coffee shop was bought out (because it actually did lose some serious money, and all of this included the cops apparently), and she wasn't hired back. Last I heard, a store down the strip (of the beach) hired her; they regretted it and just stopped giving her shifts. Remember this woman was about 45 years old and had nothing going for her. That's classic.
Name: Laurie
Age: 45
Why she deserves a spot here: Laurie was a lush. She was hated by all of us as well. Top notch trash she was.
About seven of us girls went out for an employee Christmas Dinner at Earls in February; a little late, yes. The company paid for everything but limited us lushes (yeah right!) to just one drink. So of course we all wanted a second one... I mean how could you be in public with Laurie without being out of your mind. We thought maybe after a few drinks it would all wear off.
This is where it gets unbelievable. She was drinking so much that night that she spewed under the table during dinner. It was classy alright. We all look at each other, thinking the same thing. Let's get out of here. The waitresses and waiters were all looking at us with the expression of "and this is your boss?!" How humiliating for her, though I'm sure it didn't really phase her.
So the next day at work, Lacys friend Cori calls, and Laurie picks up. "SO, how ya doing, you LUSH?" When I heard about that I almost sht my pants laughing.
the full entry is here. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
No, no, no. I have the best boss since im the boss.:p |
the creepiest boss of them all... :nervous:
my old boss was a frickin wierdo. big computer nerd, he kept tellin me about this ftp server he started. so he creates an account for me with a special username and pass and to humor him i said "so what should i upload then?" he replies, "well, there's a folder called 'jello' that's full of porn. i could always use more."
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
he replies, "well, there's a folder called 'jello' that's full of porn. i could always use more."
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
i'll see your 5 :nervous: and raise you :wtf: :wtf: |
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