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women and farts (pg. 4)
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krysta_101
wouldn't that be like a blackhole? Do you know how awesome that would be to blackhole a dick into oblivion with a Dyson?!
Okay, maybe that's just me and my Lorraina Bobbett tendecies... |
first you took the knife to yourself...and now you take it to all the men in your life :wtf:
:p |
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| Krysta_101 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
first you took the knife to yourself...and now you take it to all the men in your life :wtf:
:p |
...orrrrr a Dyson... because... y'know... the whole penis oblivion genocide has severely piquéd my interest... :wtf: |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
thats only when you dont know them on an intimate lever. one of my exes used to fart on my thigh when we were in bed. that girl had a strange sense of humor. |
If a chick did that to me i'd jack her in the mouth. |
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| AlphaStarred |
what the do "vaccuums" have to do with queefs?
for Krysta_101's edification: 1. Queef
an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.
you need to do some more shagging methinks. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krysta_101
...orrrrr a Dyson... because... y'know... the whole penis oblivion genocide has severely piquéd my interest... :wtf: |
i must admit...i'm now curious myself :wtf:
*cuts out coupons for desyn*
so krysta...how do you like Centennial? |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
didn't i see on a commercial that it generates a suction more powerful that a 1000x the force of gravity...
man that might rip your dick off :wtf: |
yeah i think i saw that too
thats why god invented tailpipes on vehicles..
:wtf: |
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| Krysta_101 |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
what the do "vaccuums" have to do with queefs?
for Krysta_101's edification: 1. Queef
an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart. |
as Coup said to me...
Like all the threads in the COR are down to earth, completely factual, and serious...
stfu n00b. :tongue2 |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krysta_101
as Coup said to me...
Like all the threads in the COR are down to earth, completely factual, and serious...
stfu n00b. :tongue2 |
sit on it. :clown: |
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| Krysta_101 |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
sit on it. :clown: |
now you like your dick to smell like poo?
you're an odd, perplexing, and vexxing individual :wtf: |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krysta_101
now you like your dick to smell like poo?
you're an odd, perplexing, and vexxing individual :wtf: |
damn woman! you see right through me! :eyes:
oh wait, i didn't say sit on mine! don't flatter yourself alright!?!? |
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| Krysta_101 |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
damn woman! you see right through me! :eyes: |
Well, duhhhh.... you think a vagina is just there to queef and download kids?!
No, it's an evil all-seeing, omniscient eye as well. That's why we stick things in it sometimes called tampons... when we wanna be covert. :wtf: :wtf: |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krysta_101
Well, duhhhh.... you think a vagina is just there to queef and download kids?!
No, it's an evil all-seeing, omniscient eye as well. That's why we stick things in it sometimes called tampons... when we wanna be covert. :wtf: :wtf: |
Well i'll be damned. That just goes to show one is liable to learn something new everyday. Thanks for the heads up. ;) |
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