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I lived the COR life the past couple of days ... literally!
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| LeopoldStotch |
sorry guys and gals for not being around giving away my words of maniacism and unwit the past couple of days . .. let's just say i have been literally living the COR life before and while vacationing to the beautiful sands of california ... the past 10 days here is what has happened ..
- i got caught speeding, and was summoned to go to court to pay a $160 speeding ticket.
- someone tried to rob me while i was night walking with some friends. fortunately, we outnumbered the guy who tried to rob me, so he got what he deserved when we dragged him to the alley .. :wtf: .. (4 against 1 .. who do you think is going to win ?? .. and the 1 is some scraggly 130 pound 5 feet 5 guy and the rest of us is between 5 feet 8 and 6 feet tall .. )
- 3 gay guys were hitting on me when i was walking around san francisco, and while i was eating at a restaurant, i got a headache from one of the cashiers how she was the 'l33t', because she was from 'seattle' (according to her, the birthplace of raves) and knew how to party harder than the rest of the peeps from san francisco (her co-workers) ..
- got my rental car towed, and had to pay $278 to get the car back.
- was at hollywood, and catwoman hit on me. then ozzy osbourne tried to scare me. and 'fiona' from shrek was getting high .. :wtf: .. well ... they were all street actors anyways .. however, i did get to meet gwen stefani on the streets with her 'love music baby' crew (japanese chicks), and talked with her a little bit .. she's awesome! .. and hot looking too in person .. you got to meet her one day ..
- security tried to hold me down when i was trying to break into the 'the longest yard' premiere .. i was trying to reach chris rock, and shout out to him 'you da man boy!' and congratulate nelly on bringing out his bling bling with his teeth (literally .. he had silver gleaming on his teeth) ..
- then the airport screwed up my tickets and got me flying to boston, instead of the southlands ..
that is what i had to deal with the past couple of days .. if you missed me, then thank you very much .. if you don't give a care, and want me to f*ck off, then thank you to you too .. hahahhahahaha |
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| Sunsnail |
| :wtf: well, welcome back. I actually noticed you were gone ;) |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
:wtf: well, welcome back. I actually noticed you were gone ;) |
STALKER :wtf: :p |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
STALKER :wtf: :p |
:wtf: .. nah .. my preference is 13 - 17 year old female chicas fresh and ready ... :wtf: .. kidding .. (but yet it does seem 90% of the TA gals here fit that category .. well the first part('fresh'), but not the second part('ready') ) ... :wtf: |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Who? Me? :) |
:wtf: ..
hahaha .. sorry dude .. you're not my type .. read my above post .. ^^
:rolleyes: . :wtf: :nervous: |
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
| Seen it every where, can't figure it out. . .exactly what is the "CORe"? |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT
Seen it every where, can't figure it out. . .exactly what is the "CORe"? |
Cabbage Or RicE
its an old school thing :o |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT
Seen it every where, can't figure it out. . .exactly what is the "CORe"? |
Chill Out Room,
& I was messing around when I said STALKER. :p |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Chill Out Room,
& I was messing around when I said STALKER. :p |
nah .. it's all right .. i was kidding with my joke too .. i was trying to incite the 'FED filter' swamper agreed to install on the website .. if you type the keywords 'looking for 13-17', 'get with teenager', or 'butts3x0r with teen' all in some combination, you will be flagged as a pedophile, and swamper will report you to the feds... :wtf: :nervous: |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
nah .. it's all right .. i was kidding with my joke too .. i was trying to incite the 'FED filter' swamper agreed to install on the website .. if you type the keywords 'looking for 13-17', 'get with teenager', or 'butts3x0r with teen' all in some combination, you will be flagged as a pedophile, and swamper will report you to the feds... :wtf: :nervous: |
Didn't you just say all of those things just now? :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Didn't you just say all of those things just now? :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
:wtf: :nervous: .. i guess i belong in the same category group as DarkAngel .. :wtf: :nervous: |
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