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Moshe Reads an Arab Newspaper
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AlphaStarred
A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader. "Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper? "Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!"
fastmp3
this is a very bad joke
Yan
So true the story is.
fastmp3
let's not turn this thread into a "jews are good, arabs are bad" one
Yan
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Originally posted by fastmp3
let's not turn this thread into a "jews are good, arabs are bad" one


Oh no. I didn't mean it that way. I'm just saying that the story changes when you look from each of the different sides. A shame that they're actually both suffering and they're doing nothing to stop it.
fastmp3
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Originally posted by Yan
Oh no. I didn't mean it that way. I'm just saying that the story changes when you look from each of the different sides. A shame that they're actually both suffering and they're doing nothing to stop it.


well said my friend :)
AlphaStarred
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Originally posted by fastmp3
this is a very bad joke


it doesn't have any offensive connotation, nor do i...
fastmp3
arabs are bad
Dmatrox
hehe :)
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