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Why doesn't tarzan have a beard? (pg. 2)
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by BeatFreak
Why don't Native Americans have beards? Because they don't grow them, like eskimos. Maybe Tarzan is the same. |
its the mark of Cain. Think about it! in a time of beards what would be the best "mark" to put on people to show them as different? Plus God said that all his descendents would have it too. So it couldnt be a tattoo it would have to be genetic.
Now, Cain had a son named Enoch eventually.
Tenochitlan in south america MEANS City of Enoch. The Ts were an arbitrary addition to cities.
After Cain and his people fled they went across the waters for many days to a land. Bam South america.
and look at how ty everyone (spanish) treated them. What would inspire such genocidal rage towards people who are giving you so much gold that the world was able to move the Gold standard.
food for thought. |
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| jonze234 |
| are you saying tarzan is jesus christ? |
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| Orbax |
| no, he was made out of Gold Dust and we all know that gold cant grow hair |
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| Sayoon |
| Yeh well............he just thought a beard would look kewl:rolleyes: |
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| Orbax |
| Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. |
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| Mr. Pink |
| he didnt have a beard cuz it was too hot to be wearing one, s0N! |
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| Cloudburst |
Tarzan was made in a bathtub by Jason and an unnamed sister. We all know Jason's lack of facial hair.
case closed. |
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| mentalbarter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
Tarzan was made in a bathtub by Jason and an unnamed sister. We all know Jason's lack of facial hair.
case closed. |
:haha: |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
Tarzan was made in a bathtub by Jason and an unnamed sister. We all know Jason's lack of facial hair.
case closed. |
it all makes sense |
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| xtractorfan |
^ not.
Tarzan sharpens rocks and lathers up wil bat . I taught him everything he knows.:clown: |
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| A.J. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Grizzly Adams DID have a beard. |
ahahahahahahahahahahahahah that cracked me up man!!!!!!!!!!!
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Excellent Happy Gilmore reference! |
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