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What turns you on (Keep it clean, plz!) (pg. 8)
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| JakeC |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krysta_101
How can you make a thread about fetishes and turn ons and then request it be kept clean? That's like leaving 3 15 year olds with a bag of weed and a Hendrix album and telling them not to toke. |
Or like telling a bloke with a pack of ten condoms and a free pass to karisweets.com not to have a posh wank or two. |
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| Krysta_101 |
| quote: | Originally posted by JakeC
Or like telling a bloke with a pack of ten condoms and a free pass to karisweets.com not to have a posh wank or two. |
you need condoms to wank? What girl are you going to get pregnant? Ms. Righty?:wtf: |
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| Danny Ocean |
| quote: | Originally posted by JakeC
Or like telling a bloke with a pack of ten condoms and a free pass to karisweets.com not to have a posh wank or two. |
whats the pack of ten condoms for is hes going to wank?
edit: , she beat me |
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| JakeC |
Posh Wank.
Its a wank but because you use condoms it becomes posh....FFS!
You americasn have excelled on ta today...:rolleyes: :D
j/k i love you all really. |
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| Krysta_101 |
| quote: | Originally posted by JakeC
Posh Wank.
Its a wank but because you use condoms it becomes posh....FFS!
You americasn have excelled on ta today...:rolleyes: :D
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What, because American men know how to wank and British men waste condoms on wanking? |
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| JakeC |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krysta_101
What, because American men know how to wank and British men waste condoms on wanking? |
No we dont have to clean our keyboards due to the condom. :o |
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| Krysta_101 |
| quote: | Originally posted by JakeC
No because we knoe how to wank but then dont have to clean our keyboards due to the condom. :o |
You must have dreaded aim. |
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| JakeC |
| quote: | Originally posted by Krysta_101
You must have dreaded aim. |
well no because its all in the condom.
but due to me being not posh this isnt a regular engagement.
heck i have to use the pulling out method when involved in t3h intercourse im so not posh. |
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| Dervish |
Plus it's posh cos with a john bag over it you couldn't feel someone slamming a car door on your willy. So it feels like someone else is doing it like when you sit on your hand for 30mins to deaden it then have a wank. :wtf:
But I'd think your hands would get covered in spermaside, never fun :p |
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| Kaidreas |
| quote: | Originally posted by JakeC
No we dont have to clean our keyboards due to the condom. :o |
brilliant... why didn't I think of this |
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| JakeC |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kaidreas
brilliant... why didn't I think of this |
Because you're german.... :wtf:
You prefer coming in the armpits of hairy third reich loving whores.
J/K :D |
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