|
Dear Crackhead Alliance (pg. 3)
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Slylee |
nah, it's not that embarrassing...
my dealer dates a stripper and she likes to show off when she's coked up. we were all chillin at my crib after we left the club on saturday...
she actually pulled me in the bathroom to show me the trick. all i could think was, "wow, you're parents must be proud" |
|
|
| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
nah, it's not that embarrassing...
my dealer dates a stripper and she likes to show off when she's coked up. we were all chillin at my crib after we left the club on saturday...
she actually pulled me in the bathroom to show me the trick. all i could think was, "wow, you're parents must be proud" |
Wait wait wait.... a coke dealer dating a stripper? I don't believe you!:stongue: |
|
|
| Pettiscool |
| not since March 25?? u should lose your crackhead status |
|
|
| sandstorm03 |
| word... get down & dirty :D |
|
|
| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pettiscool
not since March 25?? u should lose your crackhead status |
dude i had my dissertation and finals to do!
I'll make up for lost time this summer ;) |
|
|
| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pettiscool
not since March 25?? u should lose your crackhead status |
There's only two ways out of the crackhead alliance... rehab or OD! |
|
|
| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
There's only two ways out of the crackhead alliance... rehab or OD! |
:stongue: :stongue:
CRACKHEADZ FO LIFE YO
:stongue: |
|
|
| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
None of us are really crackheads, however, if you use excessive amounts of chemical party aids you may qualify. Please, give us an entertaining story of your past use and we'll see if you are worthy of coming to "the dark side". |
gladly. last holloween, october 31st, 2004.
my friend had bought a lot of coke. straight from columbia. enough for just over 10 one inch lines. i paid her 40 for my share and she gave me a good price. she bought for 120, so i should have paid 60. anyways. i go to her house. tried bacardi 151, and almost gagged it up, that was strong. then....she said, "its time. lets go."
first two lines are done in her room, with a nice crisp 20 dollar bill i had just gotten from the bank. 5 minutes later, that its hittin me like a rocket. i had to sit down. someone drives us to pick a couple people up. and we head to some USF party (university south florida). they are smokin some weed, so i take a few hits. and then, i want more coke. and so does my friend. so we head to the bathroom, and everyone is like, what are they going to do. just before i closed the door, i yelled, "we're going to !!" another line done in that bathroom.
then, we head to busch gardens for holloween night. the worst thing a coked up lad can do. me and her do another line in the bathroom just before we get in. and i start to get mad paranoia. i had to keep our coke in my pocket. and i freakin out about the cops gettin me or somethin. there are monsters everywhere and the pathways are dark. actors are dressed as bushes and jump out at you as you walk. guys on stilts and scary masks and stuff, walk behind you without u knowing it. and there were scare zones that i had to take 5 minutes to prepare walking through. i was freaking out.
then, my friends wanted to into a haunted house. the scariest one there. about an insane asylum. so at one part, a bunch of people in cells are sticking their hands out at you, and thats when i flipped out, and just ran through it the whole thing screaming. i came out the other, and there were those tall guys on stilts walking around, and i was thinking, "holy , they wont leave me alone. so i sat down on a bench and waited for my people to come out that haunted house, while watching those tall guys scare other people.
then i crashed. i was tired as hell, and pissed off. i wanted to leave the ing theme park, but my people wanted to ride roller coasters and . coke and roller coasters dont mix well with the heart, so i wisely decided to not go. but i was pissed as a farce. we left later around 2am, and nothing else happened after that.
------------------------
my first XTC story is good. back in february, my friend had just gotten a new house, and her parents or nobody had moved into it yet. so it was just an empty house. perfeecccctttt. i was scard so, i took only half my bean, and we were headed for gasperilla night parade in ybor which is a tampa festival. therees the day parade with all the families and . then the night parade which is definatly not family friendly. nothing was happening so i took the second half of my bean. as we are impossibly stuck in traffik and looking for parking, it starts to hit. i was thinking, "not bad".
then i start blowing up, and it felt soo good. my friend had on a fleece hoodie and i just had to grab it and squeeze the hell out of it. then i told them, "guys, i dont think i could walk around like this. i dont want to walk around like this. i want to just chill. hold on. hold on. i just have to say, THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE ING WORLD. BETTER THAN WEED, BETTER THAN COKE, BETTER THAN ALCOHOL, OH MYGOOODDD!!!"
so we head back to this empty house, and people start coming over. they also have beans, and it becomes a bloody bean party. im on the empty floor sniffing some vapor vicks, and rubbing it under my eyes. and there was this musik playing from the radio. a radioshow called "The X Factory" and every 30 minutes, u hear a deep deep voice, say, "The X Factory ROooOOlllllssss". perfect for blowing up. i couldnt stop moving to the musik. my head, my hands, i was slaming a ciggy carton on the floor to the beat. then, my friend said take, this. it was another half bean. i was kinda feeling a little more sober, but that next half, put me back in my ecstacy.
and i was rubbing my friend leg so hard she said it was hurting, so i was looking for something else to rub. when it hit me. these two girls were getting a really pathetic massage from some guy. so i was like, let me get in here real quick, show u how its done. for an hour, but what seemed like 10 minutes, i was massaging them reaaallll good. at the same time :wtf: :wtf:
then i took one, i leaned against a wall, and she leaned against me, and i was just massaging her neck, scalp, and face. in no time, she was moaning, and lookin for my penOr(her hands were definatly touchy feely. i swear to god, if i was horny at that moment, which wasnt possible, i could have fuuked the :whip: :whip: out of her. but i wasnt drinking water, and i was getting dangerously dehydrated. but i had good people and they made me go to the bathroom and drink some water out of the faucet.
i wish it could have lasted longer, but people started to leave around 2-3 i think. i was so dissapointed. i didnt want the night to end. but it did. i still was blowing up some, but not as much as before. so i sat in my car listening to the X factory. i started blowing up again, so i had to turn off the music, and open my windows. after about 30 minutes sitting there, i headed home. got in, collapsed on my bed, and feel asleep.
next morning, i wake up, and im STILL BLOWING UP!!!!! im still having to rub my legs and arms, and it felt reall good. then....i took a shower.....best SHOWER EVARRRRRR!!!!:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
it all came rushing back, the water hitting my entire body at the same time. i must have been in there for at least an hour, until it turned cold. it was hard to walk and get out of the shower. but i did. and then i just went to the couch, turned on the tv, and feel back asleep.
--------------------------------
SORRY FOR THE LONG STORY!!!!
am i in??:D :D |
|
|
| sandstorm03 |
| lol... try it at pvd :stongue: |
|
|
| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
SORRY FOR THE LONG STORY!!!!
am i in??:D :D |
Lesson 1) Beans is slang for speed, not E. Please refer to E as E or rolls
Lesson 2) a house party is not the ideal location for E use
Lesson 3) dehydration = impotance... not ideal, however since you're saving yourself for marriage it may be the best option (notwithstanding the risk of death).
Nice stories. I'm not sure I'd be a big fan of Halloween as you described but I've never been nervouse or scared on blow... of course I've never done blow and been chased by people on stilts or wearing moster costumes! |
|
|
| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i watched a girl put a match between her lips and light someone's cigarette with it this weekend. |
:haha:
This stripper that I know, through some friends, plugged a pill at their house. One of them told her that they'd give her one, but only if she plugged it. She grabbed a blanket and plugged away. I thought about plugging one this weekend, but I'm still not too comfortable with shoving something up my ass. :toothless |
|
|
| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by NiteMer
:haha:
This stripper that I know, through some friends, plugged a pill at their house. One of them told her that they'd give her one, but only if she plugged it. She grabbed a blanket and plugged away. I thought about plugging one this weekend, but I'm still not too comfortable with shoving something up my ass. :toothless |
It's supposed to be good but I don't know first hand. Not that I have a problem with the idea but it seems like too much of a bother. I'll stick to eating or snorting and if it isn't strong enough, it... they're cheap, I'll take another one and another one..... okay, one or two more... and a bump.... well make it a line... alright, one more but then I need to hold off until morning... what was that? another line... what the hell.... |
|
|
|
|
