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Blonde Jokes... (pg. 2)
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| Playa24_7 |
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back. |
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| Playa24_7 |
| ^^ btw i have nothing against blonde girls, its seriously stereotypical that they arnt smart. i just wanted to post in this thread lol |
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| house_conXion |
| quote: | Originally posted by Playa24_7
^^ btw i have nothing against blonde girls, its seriously stereotypical that they arnt smart. i just wanted to post in this thread lol |
You know why the majority of them aren't that smart its cuz the peroxide they use kills of the remaining brain cells they might have. |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by house_conXion
the peroxide they use |
so then they're not actually blonde.... and your jokes are moot. |
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| PartEgurl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Playa24_7
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Even though I am totally against this thread, that one is extremely funny. Haha !! |
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| starsearcher |
| Come on Linzie you know we love you ;) |
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| PartEgurl |
| quote: | Originally posted by starsearcher
Come on Linzie you know we love you ;) |
Haha ya I hope so. Its okay, I can be pretty dense sometimes. I admit. I am not dense enough to be in a blond joke ! |
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| zoogla |
The corniest, lamest blonde joke EVAR:
A blonde and a brunette fall off a building. Who lands first?
The brunette, because the blonde stops half way to ask for directions. |
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| bass drive |
blonde alarm clock
not ment to offend all the lovely blondes on the board ;) |
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| big_charm |
Hahahahahaha....
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blow job with handles. |
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| Tordan |
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is. |
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