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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I've been there many a time. |
lol imagine leaning over a patient getting ready to adjust them (they are face down) and u catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror on the wall only to find some white hanging out of your nostril:stongue: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol imagine leaning over a patient getting ready to adjust them (they are face down) and u catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror on the wall only to find some white hanging out of your nostril:stongue: |
Yeah, not cool. My worst work/drug experience was freaking out when my boss came around a corner at the same time as I did from the other direction... for some reason I thought we'd have some disasterous collision so I dove out of the way and square into a photocopier. He was a little confused but I do stupid all the time so it wasn't a dead give away. |
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| AUTigerFan |
| Tired of Life! |
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| Tech0rz |
| It gets better.......or does it? |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Yeah, not cool. My worst work/drug experience was freaking out when my boss came around a corner at the same time as I did from the other direction... for some reason I thought we'd have some disasterous collision so I dove out of the way and square into a photocopier. He was a little confused but I do stupid all the time so it wasn't a dead give away. |
:haha: quality |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Yeah, not cool. My worst work/drug experience was freaking out when my boss came around a corner at the same time as I did from the other direction... for some reason I thought we'd have some disasterous collision so I dove out of the way and square into a photocopier. He was a little confused but I do stupid all the time so it wasn't a dead give away. |
HAHAAHAHA
The worst I ever had was that time I did glass..the week after when I was back to work, I was just literally sitting here at my desk staring blankly at the computer screen and the other secretaries kept whispering and giving me looks but I just didn’t give a . I kept acting like I was doing work but I was so out of it I probably wasn’t doing a good job at pulling it off. my job's not important so it's not like i HAVE to be here...If I’m too f’d up I just call in sick. I’m sure they get annoyed but I don’t really care. i hate this god damn job...i'm so getting taken advantage of here...and on that note, I have a job interview on monday with a criminal attorney...Woo hoo!! i hope i like it/get it:D |
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| NiteMer |
Lazy, talentless, and shady. :p
Nah,
I don't know.
Personable Music Enthusiast. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
The worst I ever had was that time I did glass..the week after when I was back to work, I was just literally sitting here at my desk staring blankly at the computer screen and the other secretaries kept whispering and giving me looks but I just didn’t give a . I kept acting like I was doing work but I was so out of it I probably wasn’t doing a good job at pulling it off. my job's not important so it's not like i HAVE to be here...If I’m too f’d up I just call in sick. I’m sure they get annoyed but I don’t really care. i hate this god damn job...i'm so getting taken advantage of here...and on that note, I have a job interview on monday with a criminal attorney...Woo hoo!! i hope i like it/get it:D |
Good luck with the interview!
Is this story about being at work high or on the comedown. I ask because the first time I went to work on meth I was working at warp speed. I was typing faster, I was dancing around the office (passing people in the halls), and working so quickly I managed to get 16 hours billed in 7 hours at the office.... I was on fire that day! |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Yeah, not cool. My worst work/drug experience was freaking out when my boss came around a corner at the same time as I did from the other direction... for some reason I thought we'd have some disasterous collision so I dove out of the way and square into a photocopier. He was a little confused but I do stupid all the time so it wasn't a dead give away. |
BWAHAHAHAHAH :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
Moral Hazard for president!!! :D
as for me
slippery when wet |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Good luck with the interview!
Is this story about being at work high or on the comedown. I ask because the first time I went to work on meth I was working at warp speed. I was typing faster, I was dancing around the office (passing people in the halls), and working so quickly I managed to get 16 hours billed in 7 hours at the office.... I was on fire that day! |
meth? :eek: :haha: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Good luck with the interview!
Is this story about being at work high or on the comedown. I ask because the first time I went to work on meth I was working at warp speed. I was typing faster, I was dancing around the office (passing people in the halls), and working so quickly I managed to get 16 hours billed in 7 hours at the office.... I was on fire that day! |
it was on a tuesday and i had spent the previous friday-sunday on meth (ultra weekend)...so i recovered sunday & monday night, and at work on tuesday i was a ing wreck...i ended up in the ER that thursday because my potassium levels were so low (i hadn't done the manditory meal or protein shake thing). the comedown from glass itself was fine, i popped a full xanax and just crashed, it was beautiful (this was sunday around noon), with the exception of getting woken up later that night from a violent knocking at the door like it was the goddamn police. it was our friend telling us that our other friend had lost it at the church by our apartment, remember that story? they were at a major intersection by this church and i guess he was staring at the church and hopped out of the car in the middle of the road and ran acroos this man made pond w/ a water fountain in it to get to the church. hahahah our friends in the car were like, "DUDE WHAT ARE U DOING" so they halled ass to the church parking lot and got out of the car and went to the other side of the pond (where psycho boy was running towards) and they were standing there waiting for him, like, "ummm u mind explaining wtf u just did" but he started screaming, "BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK" and plugging his ears and closing his eyes like a freak show.
we ended up having to call the ambulance and explain everything to them. he wouldn't see us in the ER room and then he took a cab straight to the airport the next day, and he was on the same flight as our other buddies, but he was in a zone and ignored them on the flight (switched his seats and everything). lol we never heard from him again.
then i was at work a day later...but yea, i was having trouble eating n stuff and then i went to the ER w/ severe stomach pains, and had to be on a potassium drip all day, it sucked.
but yea, now i'm like totally anal about what i drink/eat when i go on a binger weekend. even on the weekends when i stay up for 2 days on coke, i only drink red bull/ gatorade/water and i make myself drink a vanilla protein shake at some point during the party. i highly recommend it. i won't do drugs (uppers) without xanax, g-rade and some sort of protein supplement now.
*sorry for the hijack* :p |
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