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Ever Caught Watchin TEH PRON@!!@!@
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
NEVER. closest call was...
the computer is right by the front door, so my mum comes homes, and its fiddling with the keys at the door. just as i exit out of everything in a hurry, she walks in. pretty good rush of adrenaline goin, she asks, "why is your face red?"
so i told, i had been wrestling with the cat:stongue: :stongue: |
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| Orbax |
windows D minimizes everything to desktop
then you can close at leisure through command manager |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
windows D minimizes everything to desktop
then you can close at leisure through command manager |
cant do that when u have a video playing. u may minimize it, but the sound keeps playing. |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
my friend though was looking at some porn with his other friend back in like 7th grade and his home came up behind them and grabbed a piece of pizza that they were eating and said "Dont think girls will ever agree to that!" as they looked at a picture of 4 chicks going down on a guy. :wtf: |
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I didn't know homes could do that. |
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| nchs09 |
i once did when we were young with my friend
itw as back in like either 1993 or 1994....
we were in the room and turn off the tv when we head his mom coming.. then she comes in. turns on the tv and tells us we can keep watching since i was over spending the night.. lol behond he did not change the channel and playboy was on |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| My girl is too computer smart. She finds all the porn I hide on the computer & she is like "why do you need porn when you have me?" & im like; "Hey baby, My friend planted them on there." & she is like "Well why is it always the last thing to be played on Media Player" & Im like "It must be a glitch in the system babe, a critical error or something" then she gives me the *You're-stupid-glare* & stomps out of the room. I then maximise the porn & continue watching... |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
My girl is too computer smart. She finds all the porn I hide on the computer & she is like "why do you need porn when you have me?" & im like; "Hey baby, My friend planted them on there." & she is like "Well why is it always the last thing to be played on Media Player" & Im like "It must be a glitch in the system babe, a critical error or something" then she gives me the *You're-stupid-glare* & stomps out of the room. I then maximise the porn & continue watching... |
youre so bad |
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This past year at uni, my roomate (once his gf dumped him) seemed to always end up jacking off when I was coming back from class or a night out...:wtf: mate right? I begged him time and time to lock the door, or something! BEGGED HIM. Yet 5 out of 10 times when I walk in after being gone over an hour, I'll find him in hand, wearing a surprised look while struggling for 'windows + D'
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| dinoXpress |
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
"It must be a glitch in the system babe, a critical error or something"[QUOTE]
this sounds soo.... much like something id say:haha: |
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| DjSimonB |
| Never been caught :cool: |
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| djkoolaide |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
worst time i was at the computer in the middle of it while surfing sites when my sister walks in. i heard the door being opened and managed to cover myself with my shirt and close the browser with one deft move in half a second maybe less.
she starts talking to me and in walks my mother, father, my sister's husband, and my brother. even the ing dog! pure american pie style. after a minute i'm able to stand up and i just leave the room i dont think they noticed but some might have thought something was strange |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: haha
ive never been caught  |
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| gd_nimrod |
So im there jacking off to some hardcore stuff on latenight tv, when all of a sudden i hear my brother waking up... i quickly rush up the stairs to get to the bathroom (we both have our rooms downstairs, but bathroom is right next to where he was coming from) so as im rushing up the stairs....um....*it* happens....
Next morning i cleaned up what was left of it, sometimes though when a sunray shines on those stairs...i always think damn i was lucky....
But he's none the wiser. |
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