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News You Can't Use V. 1
Bringing you only the most useless news since today.
Russell Crowe has a Row Over Chinese Food
Mr. Crowe while behaving.
In New York City today, Australian actor and all-around badboy Russell Crowe is expected to go before a judge to answer charges that he threw a cell phone at a hotel employee and hit him directly in the head. According to eyewitnesses, Mr. Crowe was upset that the sweet and sour pork that he had ordered from the hotel restaurant, was neither sweet nor sour. The hotel employee required several stitches and is expected to recover fully.
The employee, who wants to remain anonymous, only commented that he does not intend to see Cinderalla Man. 'I'm afraid I'll relive that terrible moment,' he said. According to Mr. Crowe's publicist, Mr. Crowe is very sorry about the whole matter and said it could have been avoided if he had just ordered the chicken chow mein instead.
Michael Jackson is Rushed to the Hospital
Mr. Jackson at his home relaxing before the weekend.
In Los Angeles, pop superstar Michael Jackson is back home now after being admitted to a hospital room after complaining of lower back pain. Mr. Jackson was admitted on Sunday and held in the observation in the Emergency room for six hours. Mr. Jackson has history of back problems, usually arising on late Sundays or Mondays, and after a weekend of entertaining. In related news, Mr. Jackson's accuser in his child molestation trial, is now back home after having gone missing since Friday night.
News Correspondent Causes Mayhem in Paradise
Ms. Roberts file photo.
In Aruba today, ABC news correspondent Ms. Deborah Roberts is out on bail after her arrest for torching a hotel room and several ABC News vans. Ms. Roberts, who is on assignment covering the disappearance of an American teenager, was upset that the news division had, acccording to her, "dragged my ass out here for some white chick, when they know full well that if I had gone missing, no one would give a damn. Would they send Diane Sawyer down here? Helllll noooo!"
According to hotel employees, the whole incident began after Ms. Roberts downed nine margaritas at a local bar and became furious that she lost the bar's wet t-shirt contest. Neither the hotel, ABC news, or Ms. Diane Sawyer had any comment.
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| getfoul |
| I like this person, you can stay.:haha: |
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BREAKING NEWS
Mass Murderer Caught in Southern California
Mr. Harry makes a run for the border earlier today.
In the Los Angeles suburb of Santa Monica today, a Richard Harry, was arrested and charged with seven counts of first degree murder. According to police, all the events unfolded this morning when Mr. Harry reported to work at the Santa Monica Fertility Clinic. According to Officer Ponchareli, Mr. Harry was drinking his cup of coffee and munching on powdered donuts when a draft caused the powder from the donuts to hit him in the eyes. This caused Mr. Harry to bump into the resident fertility doctor, who then dropped seven petri dishes, each with one embroyo.
Mr. Harry tried to evade arrest by sneaking out of the fertility clinic's back exit and driving to Mexico. He was later arrested in Long Beach after an hour-long high-speed car chase on the Los Angeles freeway, during which cars reached speeds up to 25 mph. "I've never seen anything so horrendous like this in my 15 years on the force,' said Officer Ponchareli of the scene at the clinic. The fertility clinic is providing grief counselors to all of the employees and parents.
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| Orbital32 |
Around the world with russell crowe! |
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| Estella |
| :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: at Mass Murderer and Deborah Roberts !! If only the news would take one more tiny, teeny eensy weensy step away from its honour, this is how it would be... And this is great !! Thanks Bubble :stongue: |
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| Tranc3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbital32
Around the world with russell crowe! |
My thoughts exactly |
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| karim |
On this other message board I post on called Tribe (based out of Toronto), a member was at a bar in an area of Toronto called Yorkville, and Russell Crowe was there. Apparently, russell took off his shirt to sing songs, and grabbed a waitress or something like that....
the thread grew, and grew and grew. And before you know it, this POST is being published in celebrity gossip magazines. It was even mentioned on Entertainment Tonight. The amount this POST blew up into internationally publicised celebrity gossip blew my mind.
Here's the thread itself:
http://www.tribemagazine.com/board/...?threadid=71082
It's funny because after a while, other members would post the different spots they heard the blurb on Russell Crowe taken from that first original post. Also, fans of Russell Crowe all came on and started a flame war saying like "Russell didn't do that! He would never! Russell is god!!"
Great thread.
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Karim |
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
| quote: | Originally posted by getfoul
I like this person, you can stay.:haha: |
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| Zharen |
| quote: | Originally posted by karim
On this other message board I post on called Tribe (based out of Toronto), a member was at a bar in an area of Toronto called Yorkville, and Russell Crowe was there. Apparently, russell took off his shirt to sing songs, and grabbed a waitress or something like that....
the thread grew, and grew and grew. And before you know it, this POST is being published in celebrity gossip magazines. It was even mentioned on Entertainment Tonight. The amount this POST blew up into internationally publicised celebrity gossip blew my mind.
Here's the thread itself:
http://www.tribemagazine.com/board/...?threadid=71082
It's funny because after a while, other members would post the different spots they heard the blurb on Russell Crowe taken from that first original post. Also, fans of Russell Crowe all came on and started a flame war saying like "Russell didn't do that! He would never! Russell is god!!"
Great thread.
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Karim |
Been reading the first 10 pages of this thread. Hilarious stuff. People need to start "defaming" celebs here on tranceaddict so we can have our laughs too. And wow, Russell is so gay.
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ROFL @ Calgal |
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| Zharen |
| LOL I've read up to page 20 now and the thread's still been entertaining as Hell. Who'd a thought some obscure message board poster named Bombthreat would get so famous for one little post? It's unbelievable. |
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| BrownTA4Life |
MAKING MOVIES MAKING MUSIC FIGHTIING AROUND THE WORLD:toothless
lol South Park |
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