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What would you do? (pg. 7)
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NiteMer
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
You know I might be wrong, but if she’s a porn star, isn’t her vagina gonna be all beat up like a roast beef sandwich?:nervous:


The imfamous Roast Beef Curtains, huh?

I doubt it. She's new to the porn industry and is only 21. I'm sure I've slept with some girls that have taken some poundings and I haven't seen anything too beat up. All depends on the girl, I would think.

And, Bubble - :haha: , I don't pay for sex. ;)
Slylee
:stongue: no.



i believe you bas, and that's good news for me!!:toothless



i have this hilarious coffee table book



lol it has all these funny ass equations on how to figure stuff out. One of the chapters is titled,

“How to tell if your man is secretly revolted by your vagina”:stongue:

And the equation is something to the effect of,

H + DLF=etc...

(H=hygene DLF =Droopy Lip Factor):stongue:
NiteMer
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
when you have kids and get older, you can't help it, ur vagina just goes to ...now i'm just assuming this, i'm not there yet. :happy2:


I sure hope not. :stongue:
Vlad
Hygiene and DLF would definitely make me revolt... if not throw up. Im a diver, so Id be pretty disgusted.
Aiwendil
i'd probably pee my pants.
Vlad
quote:
Originally posted by NiteMer
I'm sure I've slept with some girls that have taken some poundings and I haven't seen anything too beat up.



Wanna hook a very ready guy up?
Slylee
quote:
Originally posted by Aiwendil
i'd probably pee my pants.



if what? lol
Kaidreas
So did you do it allready... damn what's the hold up??? We want Chillie willy action:)
Vlad
quote:
Originally posted by Kaidreas
So did you do it allready... damn what's the hold up??? We want Chillie willy action:)



You cant rush into a situation like this, this is very delicate and requires proper planning as well as letting out a couple loads as to not to bust to fast. :stongue:
dj_bas
quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
Wanna hook a very ready guy up?

giggedy gig-ga-dee

Vlad
quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
giggedy gig-ga-dee


Did you watch Family Guy yesterday? I was laughing during the whole show... I was so happy to see Quagmire back, I missed the episode when he returned. :(
Aiwendil
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
if what? lol


uh...i was answering the question ma'am.
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