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pick up lines (pg. 3)
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| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
:haha: I smell bull! :stongue: |
man i swear to godddddddd. that was the second time it had happened. the first time my buddy and i were at a bar and these girls asked us if we had weed, and we start grilling them and just being complete s. so my buddy turns to me and was like 'watch this.' he turns around to the girls and goes 'soooo, you wanna make out or what.' the one girl was like 'ehh i dunno, but my friend will.' so they start goin at it, and i look at the other girl and just kind of nod, and we start making out too. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| "Penetration" |
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| UWM |
| Cocaine or any of the various methamphetamines are good 'pick-up' lines. |
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| dj_bas |
| "hmm how can i put this delecately? i want....to plow you" |
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| bubble |
| I just got a new penis pump implant. Wanna help me break it in? |
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| wizniz |
in reply to sosuave...
www.doubleyourdating.com =P
i think its the same idea but a dif person...
trance control... that is sweet. i can associate |
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| ierxium |
| Hi, I forgot my pick up lines at my place. You want to go get them with me? |
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| sym |
| Hello. Do you enjoy sexual intercourse? |
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| Viber |
| "iv'e got alot of money." |
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| Juventino |
When at a a bar say:
"Do you wanna wet ?" She'll look at you with disgust then you order 2 wet s from the bar, she'll laugh and then start a conversation.
Ive had about a 70% success rate |
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| gd_nimrod |
| quote: | Originally posted by Juventino
Ive had about a 70% success rate |
statgraphorstfu
*Licks finger and touches bitch* "Come on now, lets get you out of those wet clothes!"
Worked in Cancun! |
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