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| dj_mdma |
"forget" important dates like her birthday!
when she's asks if she fat, say yes
etc etc etc
best way to piss them off is to attack their insecurities...but you might just make them kill themselves :stongue: |
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| kfergs |
| quote: | | Originally posted by dj_mdma best way to piss them off is to attack their insecurities... |
+1 to that... my gf would give me a swift kick to the sac if i ever called her fat, which she is not incase she stumbles upon this forum:wtf:
you could take a in her pillow case then go sleep on the couch...:haha: |
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| Fearless One |
| looking at others chick when we're together |
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| mentalbarter |
Don't compliment her on her appearance then while chatting with a mate in earshot of her comment on all the beautiful ladies in the bar
Take ages to reply to her texts, and dont ever text her first
Leave friday/saturday night arrangements to last minute so she hasn't got the 2 hours needed to get ready
Im learning tho :D |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| Make her sleep on the wet spot |
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| zokissima |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
Make her sleep on the wet spot |
LMAO :haha:
Seriously, being an ass isn't that hard at all. Attack her known faults, flaunt and even advertise them. Don't return calls, don't give answers to questions, but fire back your own questions about why she's not keeping in shape, don't give a f***. That's it for the generalities. But it helps if you know this person somewhat well, cuz you can just come up with something unique to them. Tell us about her, why do you want to piss her off? |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fundamental
Have sex with her sister. Usually a winner... |
I heartily endorse this |
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| MarathonMan |
| then have sex with her mother - tape it, give it to your gf on her birthday, watch it together and laugh at her! :wtf: |
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| zidumare |
make her feel like .
tell her she isnt worth your presence.
tell her she just doesnt cut up to your standards.
make fun of her. body...mind...soul...w/e
and when she asks why your being mean...a jackass
tell her you dont give a F*** anymore.
thatll piss her off |
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| Mr. Pink |
wow these are all good
some evil, but good nonetheless :haha:
now i can fluly piss off any woman.:tongue2 |
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| butterfly |
| i dont know that any of these suggestions would piss me off. most would be really hurtful. do you want to make her angry or emotionally damaged? |
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| Vlad |
| Tell her the rubber broke. |
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