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In Honor of Stupid People . . .
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| AlphaStarred |
got this in the mail and thought it was pretty funny:
"On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)" |
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| tribu |
| Seen many of these before, but always worth a good laugh :) |
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| DJ Chrono |
| funny indeed!!! |
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| AlphaStarred |
| OMG YOU ARE TEH GAY LOLOLOLZ |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
#2 is stupid, your required by law to be able to enter contests offered by companies without buying their product.
You can enter any contest for prizes without having to buy products. |
I think for contests like that you need to mail in the bar code of the product, which you attain by purchasing it. |
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| kefkanium |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
I think for contests like that you need to mail in the bar code of the product, which you attain by purchasing it. |
apparently, you can mail them for an entry form or whatever. |
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