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uglydave's advice for premature ejaculators (pg. 3)
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| KilldaDJ |
| have a wank before u engage in hard sex. |
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| DJ_TWiLiGHT |
| for me it really depends on my mood. sometimes I'm only got for 2 minutes, others. . .a couple of hours. I find that a MASSIVE hit from the bong makes things even better |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
I did it so often once that there was a scab on ol' Liberty. Didn't stop me though. I persevered through the pain and now she's scarred up nice and withstanding about an average of 16 rings a day.
I'M NOT MADE OF STONE, MAN!
The proper solution for an uber masterbateur such as myself would be to block it like the other fellow said. "How to do that mr. masterbateur?" you might ask. Well first you pull mini-masterbateur out right before the clock strikes twelve. Then you shake your finger at it and scold it severely, saying things like "You bad boy, I told you not to do that, skinny puppy!" and "Now listen here young man, you settle down or daddy'll hook a car battery to you again, and you know you don't like that." Soon you both will be ready for another long session of passionate lovemaking!
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| Joycey |
| quote: | Originally posted by Michael19
i would prefer to have my balls set on fire then withdraw jsut before i cum. |
The more times you do it the better it is when u finally cum. If you have some time on ur hands (haha) then practise when ur wankin. The longer you wait the better it gets... If you do it like 5 or 6 times then it gets waaaaaaaaay better then you would ever expect but its hard to do it more then 3 or 4 times at most |
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| Falcon-X |
| Well also after a while if you do it right, youll feel somewhat as if your coming but you wont ejaculate and youll be able to continue completely |
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| wizniz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Falcon-X
Well actually. a much more easier way is to get out of her just at the last second before you cum and then force yourself not to, then wait just like 10 seconds and then you can go on for a ing long time. Might take more than one blocking for it to work. |
it's true chicks dig this cuz they know that youre turned on, but are into them enough to prolong it for their sake.
or you could do what porn stars do and have her suck you off and THEN go at it... thats what i do sometimes :cool: |
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| Falcon-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by wizniz
it's true chicks dig this cuz they know that youre turned on, but are into them enough to prolong it for their sake.
or you could do what porn stars do and have her suck you off and THEN go at it... thats what i do sometimes :cool: |
Yes exactly and you keep a maximum erection using this... the other possibility is to get a blowjob first, then you eat her out and then you have sex... also works pretty well and you get the whole deal ;) |
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| Falcon-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by Falcon-X
Yes exactly and you keep a maximum erection using this + like you said they love to see that they are getting you off so much... hehe love it when I do this and the girl will try to get me back in her by thrusting her hips towards me... the other possibility is to get a blowjob first, then you eat her out and then you have sex... also works pretty well and you get the whole deal ;) |
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| UglyDave |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
dave i bet u love that sheep long time. bahahahbhaha :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
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dude, that is the exact inflatable sheep i have in my bedroom!!
for novelty purposes of course :)
..i actually got it from a friend i lived with in dubin a few years back :)
Davo |
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| zokissima |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_TWiLiGHT
for me it really depends on my mood. sometimes I'm only got for 2 minutes, others. . .a couple of hours. I find that a MASSIVE hit from the bong makes things even better |
+1
The mj definitely does the job well. |
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| NiteMer |
| Okay. Alcohol or drugs is the best cure for prematurely ejaculating, but it really doesn't matter. If you go fast on the first one, suit up again and hit it again. The only time this is an issue is if the girl is a selfish sulky kind of girl. |
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| phizzle |
| Ive found that if you feel your gonna blow it early, simply stop for about 30 seconds! DO NOT MOVE, PULL OUT IF YOU HAVE TO! This is crucial! then start going again... it wont take long for this to happen again.. repeat, however this time things change, and you probably wont be able to get that nut off... but at least for me, its about pleasing her first ;) |
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