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Are blond girls really that stupid? (pg. 2)
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99 Blondes and a brunette are rockclimbing when suddenly the support line gives way..
..Knowing the 1 remaining line wont support them all for long the brunette delivers an incredibly touching speech of how she is willing to sacrifice her own life to save them...
..The blondes applaud.
2 Blondes walk into a building...
YouŽd think at least 1 of them would have seen it!!
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| gd_nimrod |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sketch
99 Blondes and a brunette are rockclimbing when suddenly the support line gives way..
..Knowing the 1 remaining line wont support them all for long the brunette delivers an incredibly touching speech of how she is willing to sacrifice her own life to save them...
..The blondes applaud.
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5 bucks says someones gonna ask "whats the joke?" |
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| eckmek |
whats the difference between a ferrari and a blond girl?
you don't let friends borrow your ferrari. |
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| Kaidreas |
Why do blondes drink their milk in the supermarket
Because it says: "Open here" |
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| CyberneticAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian^
i thought this was the test for "Leader of major international country" :eyes: :conf: |
hahaha |
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| MarathonMan |
Whats the smartest thing to come out of a blonds mouth?
Einsteins cock |
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| Kaidreas |
how does the doorbell of a blond girl sound like
Dumb thing! |
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| LiquidX |
| Yes they are dumb as f&*$ck.. this jokes are hillarious by the way heh |
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| smokeape |
Blondies can be cool...
This one went a little too far on the implants...but I could deal...
;)
[[[smoke]]]
Evil Angel ft Kim Marsh - Today (Marcos Mix) |
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| lilcapfromtedub |
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What's 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
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It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.
And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!"
And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"
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Three really good one's!!!!
rotfl, rotfl, rotfl!!!11 |
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| DarkAngel |
| ^:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| iammesol |
| lmao, these are great :p |
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