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| Sunshine79 |
Ever have any?
Here's mine for the day:
I am so tired today that during my company's monday morning meeting I fell asleep in my chair. sitting up.
and drooling.
:haha: :haha: :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
fortunately, everyone's laughter woke me up so I did not sleep for too long. my boss didn't bitch me out [yet] but he suggested I either start drinking coffee or snort some cocaine. :wtf:
ugh...mondays...
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| vtec junkie |
| I fell asleep on the train coming to work today and almost missed my stop. I hate it when you fall asleep in public and you all the sudden wake up in terror.....and everybody is looking at you like your crazy and you try to play it off.:stongue: |
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| kid nyce |
Got to love corporate america dont you!
Mines:
2pm meeting with B&N Chief Sales Operations, Regional Managers, and President of Retail along side McGraw-Hill President of Professional Division, McGraw-Hill VP of Sales Operations, McGraw-Hill Director of Sales, and McGraw-Hill National Accounts Manager.
I had to preform the following:
Present the GAP Analysis by owning division through the 22nd Week (YTD for 2005) of sales data. Explain the market share percentage and reasons for increasing sales in specific divisions by comparing division totals against market totals.
The worst part of it is that the meeting was at 2pm and I had lunch right before and of course my dumbass spilled something on my shirt so I had these greese stains on my Grey Shirt. not hugely stains but big enough to notice when I was standing infront of everyone. So I did the old sports jacket trick! potentially highly embarrassing but i dodged this one....
the falling asleep bid happens quite often, however I found if you lick your thumb and rub your eyes with it, you'll be able to concentrate better and be more attentive - haha! *watches everyone falling asleep licking their thumbs and rubbing their eyes* |
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| Sunshine79 |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
I fell asleep on the train coming to work today and almost missed my stop. I hate it when you fall asleep in public and you all the sudden wake up in terror.....and everybody is looking at you like your crazy and you try to play it off.:stongue: |
at least you don't drool!!! :toothless |
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| Sunshine79 |
| quote: | Originally posted by kid nyce
Got to love corporate america dont you!
Mines:
2pm meeting with B&N Chief Sales Operations, Regional Managers, and President of Retail along side McGraw-Hill President of Professional Division, McGraw-Hill VP of Sales Operations, McGraw-Hill Director of Sales, and McGraw-Hill National Accounts Manager.
I had to preform the following:
Present the GAP Analysis by owning division through the 22nd Week (YTD for 2005) of sales data. Explain the market share percentage and reasons for increasing sales in specific divisions by comparing division totals against market totals.
The worst part of it is that the meeting was at 2pm and I had lunch right before and of course my dumbass spilled something on my shirt so I had these greese stains on my Grey Shirt. not hugely stains but big enough to notice when I was standing infront of everyone. So I did the old sports jacket trick! potentially highly embarrassing but i dodged this one....
the falling asleep bid happens quite often, however I found if you lick your thumb and rub your eyes with it, you'll be able to concentrate better and be more attentive - haha! *watches everyone falling asleep licking their thumbs and rubbing their eyes* |
what if you wear contacts? is the eye-rubbing a good idea? hell..i will try anything!
good job with the sports jacket. i am a total slob myself and always spill something in the most inconvenient spots! :p |
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| kid nyce |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunshine79
what if you wear contacts? is the eye-rubbing a good idea? hell..i will try anything!
good job with the sports jacket. i am a total slob myself and always spill something in the most inconvenient spots! :p |
ok i was trying to rid myself of ultra embarrassment but the sports jacket didnt match my pants! HAHAHA
it was a dark grey jacket and i was wearing pinstripe pants! LOLS
as for the eye rubbing thing - i dunno it works sometimes i think its just another psychosomatic myth. |
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| vtec junkie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunshine79
at least you don't drool!!! :toothless |
Well atleast you don't have a penis. Some of the most embarrassing moments in my life were in high school.....would be sitting there in class and the bell is about to ring and I would get this huge hard on thinking about some hot chick or something. Would have to cover that up with my books.....it wasn't easy!!!:wtf: :stongue:
And don't you guys play like it never happened to you!!!:haha: |
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| kid nyce |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
And don't you guys play like it never happened to you!!!:haha: |
pluswon - went to a catholic highschool where girls wore skirts and knee high stockings...heh oh the bad things that happen in highschool... |
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| jkada1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
Well atleast you don't have a penis. Some of the most embarrassing moments in my life were in high school.....would be sitting there in class and the bell is about to ring and I would get this huge hard on thinking about some hot chick or something. Would have to cover that up with my books.....it wasn't easy!!!:wtf: :stongue:
And don't you guys play like it never happened to you!!!:haha: |
LOL!!! Thats really funny. :haha: |
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| Sunshine79 |
| quote: | Originally posted by vtec junkie
Well atleast you don't have a penis. Some of the most embarrassing moments in my life were in high school.....would be sitting there in class and the bell is about to ring and I would get this huge hard on thinking about some hot chick or something. Would have to cover that up with my books.....it wasn't easy!!!:wtf: :stongue:
And don't you guys play like it never happened to you!!!:haha: |
were we just talking about this over the weekend? were you there? or am i having deja vu?
oh no, i remember now.. you tuck it up in your belt..
:stongue: :haha: :haha: :stongue: |
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| jkada1 |
| I have WAY to many embarrassing moments...I could write a book... I've done the whole passing out and drooling all over myself, I fell in front of people, I'm known for saying some pretty crazy stuff and wanting to stick my foot in my mouth afterwards, etc etc etc. You name and it probably has happened to me. But as long as everyone gets a good laugh then I'm happy. |
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| Highmay |
| My most embarrassing moment was when I was in junior high school and I was told to describe my most embarrassing moment...and I couldn't think of any. So I stood there for 5 minutes in complete silence with everyone looking at me waiting for me to say something. I simply said "right now," and went back to sit down. |
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