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Your best One Liner Jokes (pg. 2)
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by bigjimslade002
i'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous |
:D
Reminds me of...
"Man, I'd kill for the Nobel Peace Prize!" |
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| kypez |
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, feminists can't change anything. |
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| lilcapfromtedub |
| quote: | Originally posted by kypez
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, feminists can't change anything. |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| dbb |
| quote: | Originally posted by kypez
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, feminists can't change anything. |
OMG, best one so far :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Aled Mann |
Why did the Scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field. :D |
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| phizzle |
What do a condom and a woman have in common?
They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick!
heh |
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| Omega_Blue |
| i'm so poor i can't even pay attention! i got nothin |
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| djdust |
| look up the jokes from the late mitch hedberg--- the man was hilarious |
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| chillsonic |
| quote: | Originally posted by djdust
look up the jokes from the late mitch hedberg--- the man was hilarious |
+1
this is not mitch, but;
"does an amish motel 6 still leave the light on for you?" |
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| Twoces |
Mitch Hedburg
'A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.'
Unknown
Why does it suck to be a pair of testicles?
Your next door neighbor is an and your best friend is a dick. |
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| Tygon |
| quote: | Originally posted by djdust
look up the jokes from the late mitch hedberg--- the man was hilarious |
"I used to do drugs...... I still DO do drugs, but I used to too..."
-Mitch Hedberg :D |
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