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so i was driving to the grocery store today . .
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| enferno |
and as soon as i pull into my parking space, i got out of the car, felt extremely dizy, started sweating like piece of ice in a oven, and could hardly breathe.
went to the doctors right after that. turns out i had a mild heart attack. they can't figure out why though, which scares me. i'm in excellent health, i pump iron daily and run 2 miles, 3 times a week. my family hasn't really had a history of heart problems either. soooooooooooooooooooooo yeah . . just wanted to let yall know if i stop posting it's cuz i died or something haha. |
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| smokeape |
Quit eating those Burger King Enormous Omelet Sandwiches for starters...
And please don't die on our account...
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| DarkAngel |
| Whoa...that's some scary ! Hang in there, brutha. |
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| enferno |
| i don't even eat fast food. that is ucky |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
i don't even eat fast food. that is ucky |
Wise. That will take ya straight to the grave or even worse, to the Springer show with more rolls on your ass than a drug smuggler. |
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| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Wise. That will take ya straight to the grave or even worse, to the Springer show with more rolls on your ass than a drug smuggler. |
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
Seriously though, that's a pretty un-comforting thing to happen. Wishin you a clean bill of health!! |
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| smokeape |
Well then, the only possible explanation is that Paris Hilton was getting out of the car next to you...
...and you don't want to see the uncensored version!
:eek:
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| enferno |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
Well then, the only possible explanation is that Paris Hilton was getting out of the car next to you...
...and you don't want to see the uncensored version!
:eek:
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i think that would have caused severe nausia, not heart attack haha |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by smokeape
Well then, the only possible explanation is that Paris Hilton was getting out of the car next to you...
...and you don't want to see the uncensored version!
:eek:
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Thank God it's censored. Otherwise we may have caught a glimpse of the many STDs that whore is carrying around. |
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| DjConfessions |
| i have constant panic attacks, which sometimes i feel are misdaignosed for heart attacks when i go to see a doctor. scary |
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| smokeape |
NOw I'm stumped... Must've been the girl sitting in the ditch then...
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| LinX |
| go easy on the salt.. |
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