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What the internet have taught you.. (pg. 4)
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gravgon
ha it also destroyed many clichés i had about the other countries, one of them was "americans are all dumb trashy fatasses with no humour and no tastes". |
Don't forget the internet filters out the dumbest as it requires some skill and intelligence to use. Subsequently, your sample is skewed... |
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| Kripple |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I'm not sure what the internet have taught you but it clearly wasn't gramer |
and for you it clearly wasn't spelling. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kripple
and for you it clearly wasn't spelling. |
Clearly you haven't learned anything about timing. Try ripping someone for something a little more recent. |
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| DJ Cinos |
| quote: | Originally posted by Kripple
and for you it clearly wasn't spelling. |
And didn't teach the simple rule of capitalization at the start of a sentence for you, it seems.
Damn, the internet sucks as a teacher! :wtf: |
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| AirPole |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
It's not a burden that he has down syndrome, it's a burden when people don't understand that its completely alright. It's just different. |
Wow, how excellent to put it this way...
One uncle of mine is autistic and I totally agree with what u say about that being a burden. Good job ;)
Ontopic:
What else has the intarweb teached me?
There are no girls on the int4rw3b!!!!!!11onetwothree |
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| DJ Cinos |
| quote: | Originally posted by AirPole
There are no girls on the int4rw3b!!!!!!11onetwothree |
Way off! There are lots of girls and all undress for your credit card number!1!!!eleven!! |
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| robin |
I should have tried to come up with atleased one funny reply before I started this :D
The internet has taught me things.. but those are actually usefull and not nearly funny :(
My cor threads suck :(
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| Pjotr G |
| If anything, the internet has taught me that you can walk up to random women, give them money and bone them in your van. 100% success rate, apparently. |
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| dj_bas |
if there's one thing the internet has taught me...its that you're all a bunch of 1's and 0's, and not real anyway :o
unless i've talked to you outside of TA, then MAYBE you're real |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pjotr G
If anything, the internet has taught me that you can walk up to random women, give them money and bone them in your van. 100% success rate, apparently. |
Yeah its great I'm gonna try it some point. :D
The internet has taught me I have too much time on my hands. |
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| Mr. Pink |
I've learned a lot about the social world
1) A person might be character A online, but character B in person
2) A person might be character B online, but character A in person
i.e. ........you might be aggressive, and talk a lot of online, but a complete nerd and wuss in real life. OR you might be a complete nerd, say the stupidest chet online, but be a really really cool person to hang out with.
Then there's people who are AA and BB, which is completely chillin and something I appreciate.
I've also learned that there's most definitely Forum Politics.
There are certain ways to get well known and/or generally accepted in an online forum. Doesn't matter the theme, for us its music, what matters is how you present yourself.
Things that matter:
1) The vernacular in which you speak. I.e. certain words you use a lot or general slang. 1337, n00b, "chillin", "mint", "classic"
just little things like that.
2) Whether you are a female. Mainly important in male dominated forums such as this one. Unfortunately, around here, you are male until proven otherwise.
3) Are you attractive? Can you get men or women and can you communicate this effectively through the intarweb? Believe it or not, even a GUY who thinks you might be a playa in life or can get girls will respect you a little bit more than if he thought you were a complete nerd that stayed in his home. All those girl advice threads are typically hoping for some one with actual real life experience to help you out. And if it's you asking, then it's you appreciating the help ;)
4) Are you a talker? If you say you're drunk, are you drunk? It's all about truth value on this one. Once you have gained the acceptance that you are, in fact, telling the truth- you're straight.
5) Are you annoying? Anyone who posts too many new threads with ghey topics IS annoying. Anyone who acts like a pompous IS annoying. Any girl that posts way too many pictures of herself is an attention whore- thus annoying for some, and fapfap worthy for others.
6) How long have you been a member? Duration of membership is important. If you have been a member for 2 years, you might have more say and more input to contribute to certain topics. Just like if you've been a member for 5yrs you might have more than the n00b with only 2yrs under his belt.
7) Presentation of avatar, sig, and location. These are just general values that present a nice little way of communicating to the cyber world who you are, and what you like. If you got one cool avy, or sig- people will notice.
Ok i cant think of any more.
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| Googooly |
| ...how easy is to get lazy. |
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