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Old folks making a break for it at nursing homes (pg. 2)
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| kossack |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
my grandpa bolted from a home in quebec and made it to miami, florida
GOoooo gramps!
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nice. that's a pretty good break... :toothless so did he buy a condo while he was there? :tongue3
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
i dunno... sometimes i wonder if all the drugs she's on have accelerated the dimensia. i mean, i would probably seem cracked out all the time too if i had been on opiate pain killers for 7 years. :( |
yeh, that's prob'ly true at that. one's gotta wonder too... wtf it's like to be on a bad trip for the rest of your life.
myself... i plan to drink red bull and vodka a lot when i'm old and startin to lose it, and maybe mix in some viagra and ecstacy too. if i die, then better to die in whatever state that would bring about then go completely senile. if not, then i better have a lot of money to spend on golddigging club girls lookin for a rich sugardaddy.
oh, and there's no damn way the gov't is gettin MY drivers licence!!!!
:wtf: :haha: :whip: :thepirate :crazy: |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
i'm looking forward to getting old. when im real old im going to put myself in a home and do nothing but smoke pot and play video games until i die |
i thought you were gonna be that weird old dude we saw at glow? |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by kossack
nice. that's a pretty good break... :toothless so did he buy a condo while he was there? :tongue3
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yeah, my gramps was a multi-millionaire back in the day.
fukin NIIIIIIIIIICE condo. stayed in it once.
i wish it were mine:(
but yeah, apparently he'd drive down to miami from quebec and race teenagers in his cadillac, and if they beat him.......he'd flip them off.
hahahaha
what a class act :haha: |
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| kossack |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
yeah, my gramps was a multi-millionaire back in the day.
fukin NIIIIIIIIIICE condo. stayed in it once.
i wish it were mine:(
but yeah, apparently he'd drive down to miami from quebec and race teenagers in his cadillac, and if they beat him.......he'd flip them off.
hahahaha
what a class act :haha: |
dude, your grandpa's wicked! get some hyraulics in his caddy asap man, that guy owns!
(you should get him signed up on TA, i bet he'd own all of us!) |
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| Falcon-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
my grandpa bolted from a home in quebec and made it to miami, florida
GOoooo gramps!
:haha: |
Well WTF was he doing in Quebec? All the old people from Quebec move to Florida. Last time I was there I passed by a condo complex and there was only old people from Quebec. |
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| getfoul |
| Without reading anything in this thread. The title alone made me instantly think, "Happy Gilmore" and adam sandler's grandmother in that movie. |
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| Jackson |
| quote: | Originally posted by getfoul
Without reading anything in this thread. The title alone made me instantly think, "Happy Gilmore" and adam sandler's grandmother in that movie. |
Meesta Meesta! |
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| Spunky Girl |
| My granparents r 2 young 2 be in old age homes, my gran just turned 60 and my grandfather (step) is 58... im 22 so wait, this sounds 2 supicious... |
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| kossack |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spunky Girl
My granparents r 2 young 2 be in old age homes, my gran just turned 60 and my grandfather (step) is 58... im 22 so wait, this sounds 2 supicious... |
well that's perfect then... they could start planning their escape now. line everything up for a bolt to florida. |
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| Spunky Girl |
| quote: | Originally posted by kossack
well that's perfect then... they could start planning their escape now. line everything up for a bolt to florida. |
uh.. FL no, they live in England, along with all the other aged. |
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| ZzZ The Goddess |
I have 1 grandparent left. My grandma is still very out and about and I still think she is partially sane besides the paranoia....but I cant blame her, she old and probably seen a lot of in her day and even though she has been living here for years it will never quite feel like home to her. She much prefers is back in Europe but me and my mom and my son are all the family she really has left and she stays here for us. She is still very on point when it comes to cooking, cleaning, babysitting my mom never had plans on putting her into a home or anything. I cant complain much about her.
As for other old people (my grandma doesnt drive).....I think theyre drivers licenses should be taken away at a certain age because they truly do piss me off when I see em on the roads. |
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| kossack |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spunky Girl
uh.. FL no, they live in England, along with all the other aged. |
even cooler. they could steal a jet. tell your grandma to start taking pilot lessons now though. |
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