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What's your Party Trick? (pg. 5)
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| NiteMer |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
really .. are you suggesting a little bit of robotussin and coke .. a shot of the rob and a snort of coke ... wow .. i didn't really believe it, but you really are one mofo crackhead .. living the alliance baby! .. :wtf: ..
but i impress the chicas also with my math genius ..
i tell them either ..
"b plus minus the square root of b square minus four a c over two a"
"the formula of a circle is x square plus y square equals r square"
and this line always works .. "baby .. i can figure out how long it takes for you to get home from here by estimating the distance from here to the lake, then from the lake to your house .. you know how ?? by using the law of cosines .."
... and that gets me laid baby! .. woot woot! :wtf:
but seriously .. i am horrible at pick up lines, and "tricks" to entertain the ladies .. :( |
What I'd pay to hear that , in a club. So, baby, a square plus b square equals c square. All that square means you gotta let me hit that box. :p |
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| est |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
i'm not really sure what sorta parties you lot are on about :conf:
i mean, for me, a party is held at a club, with a dj playing music loud enough to prevent any serious chatter.
the sorta parties i think you're talking about is the kind that goes on in junior high or somerhing (atleast for people into EDM)
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Pre-club party at a flat/afterparties? Or BBQ type parties?? If I always socialised with my mates in a club I wouldn't get to know them at all!
Party trick: I can lick my own nipple:p |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by est
Party trick: I can lick my own nipple:p |
Let's see... :p
| quote: | Originally posted by kfergs
a local radio show on 88.1FM called W |
:stongue: Best radio show name ever!
As for my trick, I can juggle while saying the alphabet backwards. :wtf:
I could be a clown. |
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| Mebot |
| I can tuck people in bed so tight they can't move. It's because i'm usually the last person up and I'm making sure everyone is asleeping. I don't know my own strength when im drunk and I give massive tuck ins. |
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| Estella |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
i'm not really sure what sorta parties you lot are on about :conf:
i mean, for me, a party is held at a club, with a dj playing music loud enough to prevent any serious chatter.
the sorta parties i think you're talking about is the kind that goes on in junior high or somerhing (atleast for people into EDM)
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To prevent any serious chatter :stongue: |
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| Tim Shady |
| I'm pretty amazing at flaring after a few beers. Although if I get too smashed, so do the bottles and you end up with lots of spilt alcohol and some rather annoyed people ;) |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
I can tuck people in bed so tight they can't move. |
I thought you were gonna say "I can tuck people in bed so tight that when they wake up they're a fossil."
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| willson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tim Shady
so do the bottles and you end up with lots of spilt alcohol |
Lol,that for some reason brought to my mind a party I went to where the dudes kitchen we wer in ended up having I'd say a centimetre puddle of water all through his kitchen with spilt booze.
Ah good times,our socks were wet,but its just meant we'd go barefoot :) |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fundamental
I thought you were gonna say "I can tuck people in bed so tight that when they wake up they're a fossil."
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haha sometimes they are! :p |
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| DjArTiN! |
Wow I love this thread, keep it up lol.
Btw, can someone teach me how to chug that much alchohol really fast? |
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| töbias |
| quote: | Originally posted by est
Party trick: I can lick my own nipple:p |
I can honestly say that this is the single thing in my life that I will never get sick of watching.
I could be 95 and in an electronic buggy and will do a lap round the block with at least one jump in the air if I see someone do this, although upon consideration it could be easier for the older ladies at the nursing home to pull this off... |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Give me a guitar & Ill play Metallica's 'Master of Puppets' from start to finish! |
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