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Share Some Of Your Crazy NYC stories with Your Fellow TA's (pg. 2)
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| DOOMBOT |
| Why does it have to be an NYC story. :( |
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| DesifromJC |
| Great thread..I really enjoyed every story. Keep posting'em :) |
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| DOOMBOT |
| Only crazy story I can think of from my own personal NYC experiences was seeing that poor kid standing next to his dead friend on the corner of IKON on NYE. Yeah... |
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| LuNaSeA |
When I was on a cruise with my family right after this past New Year’s, I drank a LOT one night but I just started drinking and didn’t know the rules—ie, if you drink, eat something before you go to bed to avoid budd mud and drink a lot of water to avoid hangover/dehydration.. so I went to bed around 2, couldn’t sleep with all the budd mud… no yacking tho, thankfully. Anyways, I got up, called up this cool canadian dude Ryan that I met on the ship and – I don’t remember much but it was all platonic – we sat on the sun deck, chilled, talked about life, the stars, it all made sense.. etc- then we were STARVING. No room service, no nothing at this hour. I said it. I opened up the shutters closed over the buffet by the pool, climbed over the buffet table/glass all stealthy and ducked right into the kitchen on hands and knees, opened up all the fridgerators and ate a bunch of food prepared for the morning breakfast/brunch. I was so hungry I could have eaten a steak :o …but I didn’t :p
Then we went to the indoor piano lounge above the pool deck, hopped behind the bar, laid down on the floor, drank ourselves silly all over again, told more stories and fell asleep there. HAHAHA. Good thing we woke up in time before people starting stirring! |
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| avikonen |
| I was walking home in the early morning after being at a club all night. I walked to my block and as I was walking down to my apartment, I saw a clear plastic stripper shoe (a big one) and then a couple steps and I saw fishnet stockings. Walked more and then I saw panties. Walked some more and there was a used condom on the sidewalk. :wtf: Someone had a crazy night! |
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| Porky |
| quote: | Originally posted by LuNaSeA
But, I just start booking it towards the train at carl lewis speed and I turned around not more than 10 seconds later to say thank you and goodbye and THE DUDE IS GONE. GONE. There's no way he could have walked back into the greenhouse either, it was too far away for a man of 70+ yrs old.
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drugs are bad dani!
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| LinX |
1. i was on the subway during one of the yankee parades after they won the world series and i witnessed this drunk guy just fukkin puke all over this lady on the train i never laughed so hard in my life she hit him with her newspaper and started yelling at him. He was just like hanging all over the pole in the middle of the car, it looked like he was near death it was great :haha:
2. this one is kinda mean but hey im a new yorker its in my blood... my brother used to have an apt downtown forgot what area it was a while ago, anyway when we would chill on his balcony we always noticed tour busses (u know the ones with the roof tops seats you see every where in times sqaure) would go past his street all the time.. so we used to keep a bucket of water ballons on our balcony and whenever they would go by we would hurl theses things at them lol... and one day i nailed this guy right in the face while he had a video camera in his hand up to his eye, then i screamed out "welcome to ny jackass!" so much fun lol i die... |
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| LuNaSeA |
| quote: | Originally posted by LinX
2. this one is kinda mean but hey im a new yorker its in my blood... my brother used to have an apt downtown forgot what area it was a while ago, anyway when we would chill on his balcony we always noticed tour busses (u know the ones with the roof tops seats you see every where in times sqaure) would go past his street all the time.. so we used to keep a bucket of water ballons on our balcony and whenever they would go by we would hurl theses things at them lol... and one day i nailed this guy right in the face while he had a video camera in his hand up to his eye, then i screamed out "welcome to ny jackass!" so much fun lol i die... |
HAHAHAHA!!! , that reminds me of this time i was in ocean city maryland with my best friend for a few days... one night on the boardwalk, there were these MASSIVE black clouds on the horizons and they were moving fast.. no one really seemed to notice how close the storm was moving towards our area but my bf and i got off the beach fast and back to her bronco (god i love that beast-of-a-truck).. the Second we got to her truck it started raining taxicabs... Sickest storm i ever saw to date... so we start riding out along the main street in ocean city and see all these people are running on the sidewalks back their car/hotel etc. so we just give each other a menacing glance, she hits the gas and heads for Every Single Puddle in Sight!!!!!! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: we just saw WAVES of water washing over people as we drove by..... roflcopter... |
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| ZzZ The Goddess |
| I was in the city one day walking down 6th avenue and I stopped to use a payphone (this was a while back) so this lady appears from the other side of the phone booth out of no where and she was talking to herself really loud that I could hardly hear what the person on the line was saying, so I ended my convo and started walking away. A block later I looked behind me and realized the lady was following me. I wasnt feeling threatened though (i think she was a crackhead) so as soon as I turn around she asks me wanna use my lipstick and whips out this bright red lipstick that was half broken off and had all types of dirt and sand and in it and I was like hell NO! and kept walking so she still follows me and while she is following me she is screaming cmon use my lipstick really loud and causing a scene so I keep walking, she is STILL following me with the lipstick out in her hard trying to like catch me to apply it for me. So I am sick of her following me so I yelled out I dont want to use your ing lipstick now leave me the alone and she says ok fine and puts in on her lips EWWWWW distgusting. |
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| LinX |
lol
1. ok i this one is just fukking weird brace yourself its kinda nasty and it happened to my father :haha: ... new years eve a while back my father was on the subway it was just over crowded to no end and people were packed in the car like sardines there was absolutely no room to move. my father said he could actually let go of his briefcase and it would stay next to him lol.. anyway he told me he was holding onto the pole like everyone else and his hand started to feel wet so he looks over and :haha: ... there is this midget, sorry sorry, little person lol, licking his hand (im dead in serious lmfao) and my father starts yelling at him to stop but he cant move and the guy wouldnt quit HAHAHA best one ive heard yet from my family i just asked my dad about it the other day and he told me :nervous: |
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| LinX |
| i got some girls number on the train today :eyespop: :eyespop: and shes really really cute, this just made my day.. like this never ever happens to me :tongue2 im gonna call her tommorow... wish meh luck! |
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