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Woman "Shot" byPillsbury biscuit canister
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | | Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. |
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| MaRt |
| Now that is a funny story. :stongue: |
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| DJ Cinos |
| If people had any knowledge of their own bodies they would be spared from utterly embarrassing accidents like that. :rolleyes: |
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| retrobyte |
| bahahah...the stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me. :haha: :haha: |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Cinos
If people had any knowledge of their own bodies they would be spared from utterly embarrassing accidents like that. :rolleyes: |
but they're oh so funny |
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| dj_bas |
| ah yes...NOW i can go to bed...thanks ian! |
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| retrobyte |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
ah yes...NOW i can go to bed...thanks ian! |
I should probably do the same. I've been sitting here refreshing for at least two hours now. :( |
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| guster |
AHAHAHAHA! :haha: :happy2:
That dough is fun to play with. When one of the cannisters would bust in the supermarket I worked at a while back, we'd take the dough and throw it around the back. It sticks to walls so well. I bet there's still a couple of bread balls 20 feet up the walls there. :D |
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| Ian^ |
| quote: | Originally posted by retrobyte
I should probably do the same. I've been sitting here refreshing for at least two hours now. :( |
too hot there too ? |
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| Ste |
| being that stupid he brain probably IS made from pillsbury dough. |
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| tribu |
| Old story, but still a funny one :D |
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