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| Vivid Boy |
kegger
so i get home from work lats night, and recieve a phone call from my best friend.
"sup man how was work?"
"good, tired"
"Well go to the LCBO and buy a 12 pack and come here. my little brother is having a party and we'll chill poolside and kill a few brews and make some BBQ."
"Alright man ill be there in a half hour."
So i get the beer and head over, expecting a few lil kids over running around since the brother is 17. I enter the backyard. and notcie a linbe up of kids around a barrel. yep its a kegger. i get fully around to the back and i see my best friend all hammered out of his skull yelling ERIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!! and he trips and falls into the pool fully clothed with his phone on him. i think to myself right there "WHOA its gonna be one of these nights"
We end up chillin poolside like we said we were going to do, killing beers and loungin. All of a sudden the kids bring out a funnel. They start pouring beers and its taking them like a whole minute to kill 1 beer. Sowe decide to show these kids how its done and we get up. At that moment something changed in me. i turnbed from eric bau the older cooler calm guy at a highschool kegger, into FRANK THE TANK! Im killing beers like im in my prime again. howling going nuts all faced.
so we rock out with our out for a while throwing kids in the pool. jumping after them. just having a good time. and then we gather the lil youngins and bring em to the park to smoke some weed.
i dont exactly how it happened. but i remember a bunch of kids talking abt how its impossibnle to climb this one tree. so i looked at it. and iom like this i can cluimb it. and i do so. i get sooooo high up into the tree and the kids were impressed. i jump for a branch. and hang on to it and try to do a chinup on it to show off. well the branch broke and io fell abt 14 feet all the way to the ground. i wake up to all these kids around me "WHOA DUDE THAT WAS AWESOMEEE!!!!!!!!! U alright DUDE. U need an ambulance????"
"nah man im fine just let me lie here for a while"
and i layed and i layed.
today i am sooo hung over made into work 3 hours late. my ribs are bruised , im cut up all along my side and my shopulder is killing me.
but i think im the best i can be for a guy who fell out of a tree piss drunk the night before. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
great story!  . Those little kiddies are prolly sayen "when I grow up I wanna be just like Eric superdood". S |
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| shades_of_gray |
you ing nutter!!
strange things you do when your pissed.......like push a cow down a hill for instance :p |
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| jonSun |
| Damn, when I saw kegger it brought back memories. Nice story, good times. |
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| Mebot |
haahah he fell in the pool completely clothed with his phone in his pocket and then later he's just chilling and drinking like nothing happened
:p |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
haahah he fell in the pool completely clothed with his phone in his pocket and then later he's just chilling and drinking like nothing happened
:p |
thats my boy. actually he fell in the pool cause he yelled my name and tried to kick his lil brother in the head who was sitting with his legs in the water and missed and fell in. it was a class moment |
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| Zombie0729 |
| lol, you impressed a bunch of dudes, better yet minors, INFACT even if you were gay that still is a negative situation lol |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Zombie0729
lol, you impressed a bunch of dudes, better yet minors, INFACT even if you were gay that still is a negative situation lol |
The little tykes have gotta have someone to educate them, dont you agree? |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zombie0729
lol, you impressed a bunch of dudes, better yet minors, INFACT even if you were gay that still is a negative situation lol |
hey alot of positive things came out of that night.
number 1 i survived a fall that would leave superman in a wheelchair.
and number 2 i learned i had still had a 17 yr old inside me and some 17 yr old chick had a 23 yr old inside of her!
i keed i keed.
please no po |
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