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A classic piece.
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| [A|ienFactory] |
This one is funnier everytime I see it:
"It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with other employees. Due to complaints received from some employees who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
Nonetheless, we do realize the critical importance of individuals being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with fellow employees.
Therefore, a list of code phrase replacements has been compiled so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive co-workers. "
[Old phrase]____________________________[Preferred new phrase]
No ing way! ................... I'm certain that's not feasible.
You've got to be ting me. ............................... Really?
Tell someone who gives a . ..... Perhaps you should check with...
Ask me if I give a . .................. Of course I am concerned.
It's not my ing problem .... I wasn't involved with that project.
What the ? ......................................... Interesting.
it, it won't work. ......... I am not sure I can implement this.
Why the didn't you tell me that sooner?
.............................................I'll try to schedule it.
When the do you expect me to do this?
.............................................Perhaps I can work late.
Who the cares? ................ Are you sure this is a problem?
He's got his head up his ass. ... He's not familiar with the problem.
Eat ! ............................................... Excuse me?
Eat and die, mother******. ..................... Excuse me, Sir?
What the do they want from my life?
..........................................They weren't happy with it?
Kiss my ass. ........................ So you'd like my help with it?
it, I'm on salary. ............... I don't think you understand.
Shove it up your ass. ......................... I love a "challenge".
Who the hell died and made you the boss?
....................................You want me to take care of this.
Blow me. .................................................... I see.
Blow yourself. .......................................... Do you see?
Another ing meeting? ....... Yes, we really should discuss this.
I really don't give a .
..................................I don't think it will be a problem.
He's a ing prick. ................... He's somewhat insensitive.
She's a ball-breaking bitch. ......... She's an aggressive go-getter.
You don't know what the you're doing.
.................................I think you could use more training.
This place is all ed up. ........... We're a little disorganized. |
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| Fraggle |
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
...wtf...no-one else found this funny!?!?!?
omg
hehehehe, thanks Alien :D:D:D
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| DJ Teknique |
haha
| quote: | | This place is all ed up. ........... We're a little disorganized. |
| quote: | | What the ? ......................................... Interesting |
those are funny :D |
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| Shudder |
OMG this is the funniest thing i've read in a LONG time
good one AlienFactory!!!! |
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| OrZonE |
| quote: | Originally posted by [A|ienFactory]
This one is funnier everytime I see it:
Kiss my ass. ........................ So you'd like my help with it?
Blow me. .................................................... I see.
Blow yourself. .......................................... Do you see?
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Hoo hoo...this is sooo funny, hehe, some nice translations =)
Tnx man |
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| Henkie_henk |
lol lol great one alienf.. that..
[A|ienFactory]
thx |
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| vikingnaya |
| quote: | Eat ! ............................................... Excuse me? Eat and die, mother******. ..................... Excuse me, Sir?
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lol, it's ing funny.....................it's really funny.:p |
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| dOgMa55 |
| If i had followed this list i could have kept myself out of alot of trouble. Maybe i should print a mini version and carry it around with me or something. |
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| Dude |
dawm dude, your list is way longer than the original one I knew
it does gets funnier every time.
lololol |
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