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Roll Call.... LMFAO (pg. 2)
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| DJ_Lord |
| nj bishessssssssss! :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: :clown: |
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| mdamon7278 |
| u have to be kidding me, where is my gun |
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| PvDOBseSSioN |
wow, roxy is gonna be packed with 5000 shirtless guidos with clear shiny shades and greasy hair
you'd be stupid not to go :nervous: |
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| Member of X |
I don't see how they look any different than all the guys I see out at Crobar/Spirit or whatever for Tenaglia, Morillo, etc.
Spikey hair, shirt off, looking like a douche bag. |
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| mdamon7278 |
| Ok not a gun, how bout a bomb, would that work |
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| DOOMBOT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Member of X
I don't see how they look any different than all the guys I see out at Crobar/Spirit or whatever for Tenaglia, Morillo, etc.
Spikey hair, shirt off, looking like a douche bag. |
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| kadomony |
| DOLLA DOLLA BILL YA'LL |
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| digital_bt |
| Im going to Roxy with my sawed off shotty and hold everybody in the place up......who's down???:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| mdamon7278 |
| quote: | Originally posted by digital_bt
Im going to Roxy with my sawed off shotty and hold everybody in the place up......who's down???:haha: :haha: :haha: |
Im already in new york, wheres the best meet up to take these ******s down, we can throw the squirtbagwhore in there too :D |
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| DOOMBOT |
| quote: | Originally posted by digital_bt
Im going to Roxy with my sawed off shotty and hold everybody in the place up......who's down???:haha: :haha: :haha: |
All FBI internet alarms have been triggered. |
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| LinX |
| lol great replies guys :haha: |
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| Vlad |
1. guido
A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area.
WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear.
NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted.
GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predecessor; it is usually just their choice of attire and use of slang and poor speech skills that differentiate them from the classic guido. Most guidos are distrusting of non-whites despite the fact some of their attire and music can be traced to non-white origins.
PASSTIMES/RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES: Guidos enjoy beating up a non-white or homosexual while assisted by a group of 5-10 guido friends backing them up; engaging in date rape; and displaying their lack of rhythm by dancing poorly in the middle of a club's dance floor while non-guidos look on in disbelief. |
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