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Greatest movie quote of all time? (pg. 13)
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| david.michael |
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph.... because good is dumb.
-Spaceballs
I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon! .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. >>SLAP<<
-South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut |
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| tribu |
"If I ever start referring to these as the best days of my life, remind me to shoot myself"
-Randall "Pink" Floyd (Dazed and Confused)
"You know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked."
-Hunter S. Thompson (Where the Buffalo Roam)
"The first key to writing is... to write, not to think"
William Forrester (Finding Forrester)
"No, idiot. It was a mistake. I wasn't disgusted with her, I was afraid. At that moment, I felt small - like I'd lacked experience, like I'd never be on her level or never be enough for her or something. And what I didn't get was that she didn't care. She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was looking for me, for the Bob. But by the time I realized this, it was too late, you know. She'd moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away...
So I've spent every day since then chasing Amy... "
-Silent Bob (Chasing Amy)
"You know, there's too many buttons in the world. There's too many buttons and they're just- There's way too many just begging to be pressed,they're just begging to be pressed,you know? They're just - they're just begging to be pressed, and it makes me wonder, it really makes me ing wonder, why doesn't anyone ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anyone reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I'm a ing whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?"
-Lisa Rowe (Girl, Interrupted)
"With a little money, we can help you get revenge. The assailant drew blood. Blood calls for revenge. Vengeance is a human right."
-Mourad Khima (Irreversible)
"Hello Dad. You know I remember a lifetime ago, when I was about 3 1/2 feet tall, weighing all of 60 pounds, but every inch your son. I remember those Saturday mornings going to work with my dad, we'd climb into that big green truck. I thought that truck... was the biggest truck in the universe pop. I remember how important the job we did was, how if it wasn't for us, people would freeze to death. I thought you were the strongest man in the world. And remember those home videos when mom would dress up like Loretta Young, barbeques and football games, ice cream, playing with the Tuna. And when I left for California only to come home with the FBI chasing me, and that FBI agent Trout had to kneel down to put my boots on and you said, "That's where you belong you son of a bitch, puttin on Georgie's boots." That was a good one pop, you remember that. And remember that time when you told me that money wasn't real. Well old man, I'm 42 years old, and I finally realize what you were trying to tell me, so many years ago. I finally understand. Your the best, pop, just wish I could have done more for you, wish we had more time. Anyway, may the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."
George Jung (Blow)
"For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked ty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again "
-Henry Hill (Goodfellas)
"You know, when they forced Khruschev out, he sat down and wrote two letters to his successor. He said - "When you get yourself into a situation you can't get out of, open the first letter, and you'll be safe. When you get yourself into another situation you can't get out of, open the second letter". Soon enough, he gets into a tight situation, and he opens the first letter. It says - "Blame it all on me". So he blames it all on the old guy, and it worked like a charm. When he got himself into a second situation, he opened the second letter. It said - "Sit down, and write two letters". "
-General Ralph Landry (Traffic) |
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| kutvolkots |
| "Why do you always wear that human suit?" - Frank[Donnie Darko] |
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| Spin Doctor |
| ’You can’t fight in here, this is the war room!’ |
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| jonze234 |
girl: is he going to fock me in the ass?
director: is that what you want?
girl: it'd be nice
director: okay, fock her in the ass
-boogie nights |
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| jonze234 |
Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
Anyone? Alexa!
Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me. |
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| XRVOL |
Never Let the Truth get in the way of a good yarn!
Chopper Read
Chopper |
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| XRVOL |
Nicky was a rat because Sonny Black said he was a rat.
Lefty
Donny Brasco |
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| jonze234 |
(watching a baseball game)
guy 1: what's the score?
guy 2: zero, zero
guy 1: who's winning?
guy 2: the bears
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
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| pagoda |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze234
Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
Anyone? Alexa!
Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me. |
Yeahahahaha!
Alexa: No way, douche bag!
Keith: Douche bags are a hygenic product, I take that as a compliment.
'You taste like a burger, I don't like you anymore.'
'She wants to me. Why else would she be talking to you?' |
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| dj_alfi |
| "Put your ing mouth on the curb!!!" |
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| -=M=- |
"-106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
-hit it" |
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