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| Noctone |
I'm bored and the movie quote thread has inspired me. Let's hear some of your favorite television quotes.
“The people you work with, are people you were just thrown together with. You don’t know them, it wasn’t your choice. And yet you spend more time with them then you do your friends or your family, but probably all you’ve got in common, is the fact that you walk around on the same bit of carpet for eight hours a day. And so, obviously, when someone comes in, who you, you have a connection with-yeah. And Dawn was a ray of sunshine in my life. It meant a lot. But if I’m really being honest, I never really thought it would have a happy ending.
I don’t know what a happy ending is. Life isn’t about endings is it? It’s a series of moments, and erm...it’s like if you turn the camera off, it’s not an ending is it? I’m still here, my life’s not over. Come back here in ten years, see how I’m doing then. Because I could be married with kids, you don’t know.
Life just goes on.”
-Tim, The Office Special 2 |
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| XoxidE |
"one of these days, bang, zoom, straight to the moon of Persia 8"
-Futurama |
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| DarkAngel |
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
"You bastard!"
South Park. |
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| Aquarian |
From Spin City:
"When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again." |
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| Goashem |
"so this god person, what do you think she looks like?"
"women cant live with them... the end"
"the opera isnt over untill the last hetrosexual falls asleep"
- Al Bundy. |
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| Moongoose |
AS far as TV quotes go i thing Stargate SG1 has the best ones...
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Daniel: She's Hathor, the goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
Jack O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?
Teal'c: The destruction of the hammer device in order to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.
Colonel: General, I gave the order.
Dr. Daniel Jackson, Ph.D.: I fired the staff weapon.
Capt.: And... I was there.
Colonel: Do you read The Bible, Teal'c?
Teal'c: It is a signigicant part of your culture. Have you not read The Bible, O'Neill?
Colonel: Of course... Actually I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends
Sam Carter: You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.
Jack O'Neill: What kind of archaeologist carries a gun?
Daniel: Uh, I do.
Jack O'Neill: Okay, bad example.
Teal'c: Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.
Jack O'Neill: I just walked in with a handfull of ingredients for my world-famous omelette!
Sam Carter: World-famous huh? What's in it?
Jack O'Neill: Eggs.
Sam Carter: I don't think that that actually qualifies as a recipe.
Jack O'Neill: Oh don't kid yourself, there's a secret ingredient I can't tell you what it is or I'd have to shoot you.
Sam Carter: It's beer isn't it?
Colonel Harry Maybourne: If you hit me, I'll have you court-martialed, Colonel.
Jack O'Neill: I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you
Jack O'Neill: Excuse me, but I distinctly remember you saying we're not going to make it. Looks like we made it.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: So?
Jack O'Neill: So, maybe next time you could reserve your judgment.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: And miss the last opportunity I might ever have at being right?
Hu'rak: No matter what you have endured, you've never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
Jack O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition, Bastard |
Damn lookng over therse I really need to watch all 8 seasons of SG1 again...before the new season starts:D |
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| MindShifter |
"I'm an ideas man Michael, I think I proved that with Mountain"
G.O.B.
Arrested Development |
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| Noctone |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moongoose
AS far as TV quotes go i thing Stargate SG1 has the best ones...
Damn lookng over therse I really need to watch all 8 seasons of SG1 again...before the new season starts:D |
Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis are two of the best shows on television right now, in my opinion. Battlestar Galactica is really good too. Can't wait for the new seasons.
BTW: Teal'c is one funny ass mo'fo'. |
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| Viber |
"Claudette Wyms: The evidence is lacking.
Vic Mackey: So is Dutchboy's dick but I'm not helping with that."
"gang member: Who are you guys?
Shane Vendrell: Your biggest fans."
and for one of my all time favorites:the larry sanders show:
Artie: "I speak fluent bull."
Hank Kingsley: "What about the time I chipped my tooth on the bathroom urinal? What the is so comical about that?!
Larry: It was a back tooth Hank.
[under his breath] I don't know how you did it"
Jerry Seinfeld: Anyway Larry, we're going to enjoy watching you in syndication, after this.
Larry: This show isn't going to be syndicated.
Jerry Seinfeld: Oh that's right, that's me
Bruno Kirby: I was in "The Godfather".
Hank Kingsley: I don't think so.
Bruno Kirby: I was in "The Godfather Part 2".
Hank Kingsley: Oh see, I only saw part 3, the good one.
from Married with children:
"Al: Ah, it's just my stinking luck. It's a re-run.
Kelly: Re-run?
Al: Yeah, yeah, I recognize this episode. This is the part where he's gonna shoot his wife, she ducks and he accidentally kills president Lincoln instead. Damn women."
Activist #1: Hey mister, sign this petition and save the trees.
Al: Who cares?
Activist #2: Hey mister, sign this petition to save the world from nuclear holocaust.
Al: Who cares?
[a man named Doug mans another table]
Doug: Hey buddy, they're gonna raise our beer tax two cents.
Al: Oh my God. Well, this has to be stopped!."
Al: I hate Christmas. The mall is full of nothing but women and children. All you hear is "I want this.", "Get me this.", "I have to have this."...oh and then there's the children too. And they're all by my store 'cause they stuck the mall Santa right outside ringing his stupid bell. As if you need a bell to notice a 300-pound alcoholic in a red suit. "Ho, ho, ho," all day long. So, nice as can be, I go outside, ask him to shut the hell up. He takes a swing at me. So I lay a hook into his fat belly and he goes down. Beard comes off, all the kids start crying and I'm the bad guy?!."
Peggy: I bought a new dress. How does it look?
Al: I don't know, Peg, I'd have to see it without you in it.
Al: "Now wait a second Peg, the kids are here. If you want to have sex, they'll have to leave. And if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave."
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| DJ RJT |
A fe wof my favorite in honor of my avatar before it goes away:
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Old Gus: The penalty for a robot harming a human will be one thousand years frozen in carbonite!
Derek 'Stormy' Waters: A thousand years frozen in carbonite? It'll be so cold!
Captain Murphy: My nipples are hard just thinking about it.
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Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Cast off this taint, and become taintless!
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Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn?
Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Um, I thought it was just a nickname. Y'know like Dr. Dre..."Eastsiiiide!"
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Derek 'Stormy' Waters: T.V. God, I want porno bloopers!
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Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: That shockwave created a subspace fracture.
Derek 'Stormy' Waters: Take that, subspace!
Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn: Shut up.
Derek 'Stormy' Waters: No.
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Eeeeastsiiide.... |
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| Moongoose |
I just remembered a show that simply must be mentioned here! Coupling!
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Jeff: Sex can be very stressful for men. You judge us on technique, sensitivity, stamina... We're just happy if you're naked... half naked... one breast
Steve: Maybe you just don't fancy her.
Patrick: But she was naked. She could've been anyone.
Sally: [Trying to explain to Patrick what platonic friendship with a woman is] What do you call people you go out with but don't try to sleep with?
Patrick: [beat] Men
Sally: Mary Kelly thinks you're a complete idiot.
Patrick: Then why does she keep looking at my ass when we're talking?
Sally: She's lip-reading.
Susan: [Everyone is waiting for Susan to show her breast] You know what? I *am* going to do this. I'm going to do this to show you how low, pathetic, and desperate you've all become!
Jeff: Result!
Susan: But I want you to remember, I intend this breast satirically.
Patrick: Now there's a sentence that can't come up too often.
Jane: I'm not pregnant! It's a miracle! I shagged and shagged and shagged and all the little bastards missed!
Jeff: Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray...? Make all women telepathic. Because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they would kill us all on the spot. Men are not people - we are disgustoids in human form.
Jeff: When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name!
Steve: Look, it is not physically possible for a man to know what a woman wants. Which is very unfair. Because you always know what we want.
Patrick: Yeah, because we always have the common decency to only ever want one thing. And do you ever thank us for making it so simple? Never
Susan: Patrick, you didn't think you would get to have sex with one of the nurses, did you?
Patrick: I did.
Susan: Patrick, you really are a sad, pathetic man.
Steve: No, Susan. He *did*.
Jane: [over the phone] Steve, I've gone to a dinner party and I'm accidently naked!
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Ilove the Brits, they make the best comedies:haha: |
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| MindShifter |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
A fe wof my favorite in honor of my avatar before it goes away:
Eeeeastsiiide.... |
lol, that show is greaaaaat same w/ aqua teen
its the randomness that makes them awesome, but some people dont get it, they just sit there and go 'wtf, this show sucks'
sucks to be them lol |
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