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Flies are taking over the world
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| Project 7 |
I was taking a crap and some flie, flow through the window buzzing round my ass.
Anyway i treid to kill it but it was to fast, so i got some of that, make your bathroom spell like a chemical factory spray, and attempted to gas it out, it carried on flying around, eventually after loads of sprays it dropped and i gassed it for at least another 30 secs why it was just trying to fly from the floor, nearly gassing myself out in the process. So i thought it was dead, got back on the toilet and continued, then i saw it crawling around!, so i gassed it some more and stomped it
anyway it crossed my mind that if these evolved and became intelligent they could take over the world imo |
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| DjLiMZ. |
| Rofl flies with mini dart guns that would be worrying |
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| shades_of_gray |
i aint suprised you didnt gas yourself out with the smell of your dump and all that spray!
you will never squat a fly they can see all around
oh and those horseflys are the worse...they ing bite |
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| AlphaStarred |
| Next time, while you're crapping, I hope a fly craps on you for being such a lummox. |
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| Moongoose |
| I just spent the last 30 minuets shooting at them with my water gun. I didnt hit any of them obviously but it was a lot of fun :D Damn flies flying rond my head when i just want to wash my car in peace :D |
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| Project 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
you know i thought torontotrance was just being the annoying prick he is but now i see what he was saying... |
i'll kill you |
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| KilldaDJ |
grab a towel and whip them
it does work well, but works better against moths as they put up no fight |
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| Steve Stephano |
I dunno about the world but a village in Russia is this headline: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/s...uirkies.sexlife
| quote: | Flies take over village
A village in Russia has been evacuated after it was taken over by millions of flies.
The problem started after a local farmer arranged for several tonnes of chicken manure to be dumped near the village of Polevoy in the Sverdlovsk region - one of the most beautiful parts of Russia.
But hot weather in May and heavy rains in June were perfect conditions for the flies that have emerged from the dung in their millions.
More than 50 homes had to be abandoned and only one woman, Elena Potapova, stayed behind because she had nowhere else to go.
She said: "This area is a no go zone for everybody, I have to wear a surgical mask otherwise I would end up with a mouthful of flies every time I took a breath.
"And the noise from the buzzing is so loud it is deafening. There is no surface not covered in flies and the house is full of them the moment you open the door."
The farmer who imported chicken manure has apologised to villagers and said he hoped to solve the problem soon.
He said: "We have not been able to plough up our fields to put the natural fertilizer in the ground. As soon as the rains stop, we will plough it all up, and the number of flies will reduce."
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| Inertia |
^^^ :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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| torontotrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
you know i thought torontotrance was just being the annoying prick he is but now i see what he was saying... |
smart man;) |
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| Streakfury |
| I love splatting the little critters with a fly swatter. You've gotta have lightening-quick reflexes though. :D :D |
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| Phil raa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Project 7
I was taking a crap and some flie, flow through the window buzzing round my ass.
Anyway i treid to kill it but it was to fast, so i got some of that, make your bathroom spell like a chemical factory spray, and attempted to gas it out, it carried on flying around, eventually after loads of sprays it dropped and i gassed it for at least another 30 secs why it was just trying to fly from the floor, nearly gassing myself out in the process. So i thought it was dead, got back on the toilet and continued, then i saw it crawling around!, so i gassed it some more and stomped it
anyway it crossed my mind that if these evolved and became intelligent they could take over the world imo |
did you kill yourself? |
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