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omg THAT was freaky.. (pg. 4)
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| dj_alfi |
lol, watching South Park 714 Raisins now! I can get a mate that stutters to go over to here and tell her that she is a continious source of inspiration to me...
Jimmy: Stan says your a cun't... a cun't... a cun't..
Wendy: AAAAH! Go tell him to himself!
Jimmy: A cun't.. a cun't... a contious source of inspiration.. |
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| vrahnos |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
so ill just text here?
"Hi, alfi here, ghey dood that didnt go over to you when you flashed the lights? still want it? xXx Alfi"
that'd be ghey... |
yes thats ghey, text is for kids.
wtf, you dont know how to start a conversation with a chick?
brass & confidence is the key.
it doesnt matter if you're ugly, i've seen countless hot chicks with ugly guys |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by vrahnos
brass & confidence is the key.
it doesnt matter if you're ugly, i've seen countless hot chicks with ugly guys |
so first i play something on my tuba and then be confident about it? |
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| vrahnos |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
Did the flashing signal she gave look like this?
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Maybe she was choking to death on her own skunk . You should have called 911. |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
maybe it was like this:
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SMP (save my ) :haha:
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
so first i play something on my tuba and then be confident about it? |
wtf, are you afraid or something? anyway do what u want |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by vrahnos
wtf, are you afraid or something? anyway do what u want |
he said be brass and confident... brass is also the name for the group of instruments like trumpets and horns and stuff... |
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| M@t |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
so first i play something on my tuba and then be confident about it? |
:stongue: |
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| est |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
so first i play something on my tuba |
Just put your lips together and blow... |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
ok, so this is the story... my mate had his graduation party now, and i got invited, so i went... i just got home, and im rather tipsy so i think i drunk a little :P
well this is how it went down..
my mate has this cousin, and she is around 27,28 (i am 20)
when i saw her i asked my mate who the milf was, so obviously i thought she was pretty decent looking +
well, during the party i thought she was kinda smiling at me in that special way, but i thought, ok dont do anything your at a kinda formal party here.. at the end of the party she was saying goodbye to my mate, and i was there to, and they drifted into the subject of her boyfriend has been away since easter.. and she said she rather liked it that way, and then she laughed this REAAAALLY weird laughter, and 30 secs after she said that we shouldnt take her to serious on that... me and my mate talked abit and both of us thought it was kinda creepy and didnt know what we should put into it..
well, i saw she was talking to her parents, and i started walking home... when she came to the 'main road' (its not really big) she stopped at the intersection, stood there for about 30 secs, i stopped to check out, stood about 30 m away, and she blinked the light in the cabin (or whatnot its called) first once, then twice... i was like wtf? and she stood there for 30 more seconds before she left...
i know she wasnt looking at the map or something cus i could see her head turning towards me... thats like freaky!
i would do her (probably, at least in this state), but its like weird.. girls normally dont come onto me, cus like.. im ugly.. so wtf is all i have to say.. and i know she wasnt drunk or anything... she told me she had two glasses of wine three hrs ago...
so what do u ppl think about this? esp. girls if there indeed are any real girls here.. |
first we need pics to evaluate your ugliness and we need a pic of her. get to it soldier;) |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
first we need pics to evaluate your ugliness and we need a pic of her. get to it soldier;) |
beat me to it ..
surprised this saying comes late ..
pics or stfu .. :wtf: .. even though you saw her the first night, you should have taken pics, and we would definately analyze her for you .. maybe some TAs will do some "special" evaluation on her for you, and then we will give you an answer what type of chic she is .. just provide the "trojan" and the "quickie cam" for the computer .. :wtf: ..
kidding ... anyways .. sounds like a classic episode of the x-files .. a freaky woman with a weird laugh speaking in tongues comes for you, and you go after her hotness .. you get in the car, and she turns out to be a skin-eating carnivore .. gross .. :wtf: |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
beat me to it ..
surprised this saying comes late ..
pics or stfu .. :wtf: .. even though you saw her the first night, you should have taken pics, and we would definately analyze her for you .. maybe some TAs will do some "special" evaluation on her for you, and then we will give you an answer what type of chic she is .. just provide the "trojan" and the "quickie cam" for the computer .. :wtf: ..
kidding ... anyways .. sounds like a classic episode of the x-files .. a freaky woman with a weird laugh speaking in tongues comes for you, and you go after her hotness .. you get in the car, and she turns out to be a skin-eating carnivore .. gross .. :wtf: |
omg teh lol...
she was pretty decent looking+
great body, nice face.. nothing spectacular up to my standards but she was definately do-able..
thats my ugliness... |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Youre a stud muffin!! Go get em tiger!! grrrrrraaooooowww!!! ;) ;) ;) |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Youre a stud muffin!! Go get em tiger!! grrrrrraaooooowww!!! ;) ;) ;) |
how you doin? |
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