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3 Virgin Daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married
within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about
how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise
to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how
marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled
at
first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe
jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was
pleased
for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to
go
straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again
slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom
waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still,
nothing. Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British
Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine,
flipped through the pages, fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven
days a week, both ways." Mom fainted. |
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