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Natural Boner Pills (pg. 2)
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| djwright |
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| enferno |
when i was 15 my family went on vacation to L.A. for a week.
just before leaving, i ran into a quickie mart delio to grab some candy for the plane ride home. there were these big bars of chocholate called 'Rocket Chocholate". so i grabbed a handful and when i went to go pay for them, the cash register was laughing at me. at first i didn't understand why.
i put them in my backpack and forgot about them until the last 10 minute leg of the flight. i punded down like 5 of them. after landing, my parents dropped my off at my girlfriends house for a bbq. so i went to her house, hung out for like 10 minutes, then we decided to go swimming. i put on my suit and hop in the pool. then i get a massive, throbbing boner and was like uhh . . . then her parents come outside and start cooking. half an hour later, boner still present. the food in finished and they offer me to come eat. i had no choice but to stay in the pool due to the towels being more than 20 feet away.
one hour later . . still in the pool
another hour goes by . . . still massive boner
another hour, it's dark out, i'm absorbing water like a ******. they know something is up. si i end up just telling them i have a massive boner and i have no clue why. her dad ends up taking me to the hospitol and yeah . . her mom never let me in their house again |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
when i was 15 my family went on vacation to L.A. for a week.
just before leaving, i ran into a quickie mart delio to grab some candy for the plane ride home. there were these big bars of chocholate called 'Rocket Chocholate". so i grabbed a handful and when i went to go pay for them, the cash register was laughing at me. at first i didn't understand why.
i put them in my backpack and forgot about them until the last 10 minute leg of the flight. i punded down like 5 of them. after landing, my parents dropped my off at my girlfriends house for a bbq. so i went to her house, hung out for like 10 minutes, then we decided to go swimming. i put on my suit and hop in the pool. then i get a massive, throbbing boner and was like uhh . . . then her parents come outside and start cooking. half an hour later, boner still present. the food in finished and they offer me to come eat. i had no choice but to stay in the pool due to the towels being more than 20 feet away.
one hour later . . still in the pool
another hour goes by . . . still massive boner
another hour, it's dark out, i'm absorbing water like a ******. they know something is up. si i end up just telling them i have a massive boner and i have no clue why. her dad ends up taking me to the hospitol and yeah . . her mom never let me in their house again |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| what do they do to you in hospital? |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
what do they do to you in hospital? |
a fat ugly nurse repeatedly jerked him off until his boner subsided :stongue: |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
a fat ugly nurse repeatedly jerked him off until his boner subsided :stongue: |
actually, they do it anally. i know. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ::TranceVanDyk::
actually, they do it anally. i know. |
yea milking the prostate.
well i tried em out tonight at teh club, a little impromteu when I arrived. After like an hour there was really no big change, it just felt like i just had a boner and it just calmed down, so like there was massive vascularization, but it wasn't erect.
although I was kinda drunk so I dunno if that was a moderator in this lil relationship. it just means there needs to be further testing.
so other than the vasculation, everything else felt the same.....no change. :wtf: |
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| ZzZ The Goddess |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
wow, you posted a pic someone made a few years ago nice!!
and no, it is not for use on my friend, he just broke up with his girl of 7 years or so and is now dating a woman that is gonna be in a world of pain.
and im wondering about the achy side effects, but really, is it no different than a 6 hour er so sex rampage? who hasn't had one of those. |
Yep me and the hubby have tried em all :) Viagra, Cialis, Levitra...so far I think I like the Levitra the best. Its super fun....and 6 hours a huge understatement.
The only thing is for him is he has to bust mad nuts before he goes to sleep otherwise it will be hard all night and I will probably get woken up again a few more times heheheheh.
As for the herbal ones, we tried them and the only ones that really worked were these Asian ones we got. I got em from a co worker and the package wasnt even in english so I have no clue what the name of them is but they were just as strong at the prescription brand.
In either case, if you have an erection for longer than 4 hours on the pills you have to let it go down then continue again if its hard over 4 hours you will have to go to the ER and you risk damaging nerve tissue in that area and may have some loss of feeling. Be careful because when you go to the ER they inject your with a needle to make it soft and I am sure that is something you dont want to go through. |
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| shades_of_gray |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
a fat ugly nurse repeatedly jerked him off until his boner subsided :stongue: |
muhahahaha :stongue: |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ClubGoddess
LOL!! boomer you crack me up
so how is your friend feeling? :p |
ha, I should have quoted this last night, but me was soo tired.
thanks for the concern :wtf: he is all well and good hehe
there were no other side effects other than I felt like I was immune to shrinkage. I should have drawn a cold bath and tested it empirically. bah. I ahve 23 more pills to try, maybe I should up the dosage. |
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| smokeape |
Crank normally does it for me, but not cool these days and I reckon not cool in the old days either since it was/is illegal. Haven't tried off the shelf stuff, but reckon if I took some of the stuff I'd better be prepared for an unexpected boner. Gotta plan like that or big willy might cause a scene at a restaurant or something...
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[[[smoke]]]
Paul van Dyk ft St Etiene - Tell Me Why |
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| squirrelly |
Boomers you can test them out on me.
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:D :disbelief :clown: |
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