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The R.I.P. Tag Thread
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| Epicurus |
| He was born on March 21st of 2005 and apparently commited suicide June 29th of the same year at the ripe old age of 100 days, in Hudson, Quebec, just outside of Montreal. He is survived by Lopitrance, who is the only known family member of the supposedly deceased and who is infamous for his testiless bathing suit area. The latter, who has been spotted in the last couple of days desperatly belching Tag's name in the hopes of bringing back his beloved one to life in order to engage in penisless scrotum grinding, has declared his intentions to engage in necrophilia once Tag's body is recovered. Police, however, are not so optimistic as they are still searching for his decrepid body two days after this wondrous event, although they seem to believe that he's still alive and hiding in Lopitrance's testicle jar, unbeknownst to his lover. This hypothesis is further strengthened by the fact that many have sworn to have seen his empty shell of an online monicker wandering the dubious n00blar death trap of a sub-forum in Montreal while chewing on some nuts, perhaps hoping that some poor sap would notice his ghost-like remains and give him the attention that he craves by throwing kind verbal bread crumbs in his general direction. This is a developing story. Stay tuned. |
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| Marcus007 |
:o
How poetic. ;) |
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| gd_nimrod |
| This is one joke from you i dont get. |
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| fastmp3 |
| who is REALLY responsible for this tragic event ? :( |
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| Epicurus |
| quote: | Originally posted by fastmp3
who is REALLY responsible for this tragic event ? :( |
Rumours are running amok on the internet that Michael Jackson refused to molest Tag as a child because he only had one ball and a pimple for a penis :( The conjecture is that Tag finally lost it, snapped and plunged to his online death after MJ was found innocent. I blame it on that freak show of a man. Incarcerate MJ :mad: |
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| Piano4444 |
| lol:haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| fastmp3 |
| if he doesn't answer i'm gonna start a "Tag please come back" thread :) :cool: :toocool: :gsmile: |
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| Marcus007 |
| It's all so quiet. :( |
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| Epicurus |
| TAG COME BACK WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! DON'T MAKE US SUFFER LIKE THIS YOU HEARTLESS ANIMAL :( |
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| Marcus007 |
| TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSSTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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