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So an assailant comes up to you ... (pg. 2)
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| flavdave |
| Is the assailant high on coke and riding a bicycle? |
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| Omega_Blue |
| heh, i'd probably give up my . my friend got held up at gunpoint before. the guy told him to give up his necklace. my buddy ended up just telling him to off. the guy shoots him in the back and ran off. true story. but the gun was a beebee gun, so..... |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by flavdave
Is the assailant high on coke and riding a bicycle? |
that's highly plausible...
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Stab them with a toothpick. |
i actually attempted that one time .. well close ...
i was goofing around, and i had a toothpick in my mouth .. some guy was picking on me, just because he needed to boost his ego by picking on the little guy ..
anyways .. i took my toothpick, and flicked it at him like a latino chicano, and told him .. "eh! .. u messin with me chico?" .. he got wierded out by my chicano expression, so he left ..
that was weird .. |
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| dj_bas |
| pee my pants and hope that my strong pheremones fend off any attackers! or if that fails...just flare my "eye spots" |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by flavdave
Is the assailant high on coke and riding a bicycle? |
*cough cough* *cough cough* *cough cough* ...
don't want to mention names there ... :nervous: :nervous: .... kidding .. hahhahaha ...
the assailant is high on coke ..
in that situation, i lure him with a pack of sugar, claiming it is coke, and tell him he can have it for free .. then when he turns around i can jump on top of him, and snap his neck .. :) .. then take his coke .. leave my coke on him .. :thepirate |
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| AlphaStarred |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
i actually attempted that one time .. well close ...
i was goofing around, and i had a toothpick in my mouth .. some guy was picking on me, just because he needed to boost his ego by picking on the little guy ..
anyways .. i took my toothpick, and flicked it at him like a latino chicano, and told him .. "eh! .. u messin with me chico?" .. he got wierded out by my chicano expression, so he left ..
that was weird .. |
Be honest now, did the toothpick finally end up within his eye, then? :) |
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| Mr. Pink |
i'd do one of two things.
1) id give him all of my money or whatever
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2) id run away in zig zags.
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
i'd do one of two things.
1) id give him all of my money or whatever
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2) id run away in zig zags.
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how pinkish of u ... :p :rolleyes: :p ...
running in zig zags really confuse those ghetto boys ..
but what wussies you guys are .. don't you want to flex a bit and say you're the man! .. give them the ol' steven segal karate chop to the wrist, and a swift kick to the knee .. ??? :conf: :conf: |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Be honest now, did the toothpick finally end up within his eye, then? :) |
no i dont think ..
then again, i think when i flicked my toothpick at him, i also flicked some of my spit in his eye .. :nervous: :nervous: |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by LeopoldStotch
but what wussies you guys are .. don't you want to flex a bit and say you're the man! .. give them the ol' steven segal karate chop to the wrist, and a swift kick to the knee .. ??? :conf: :conf: |
psffft....that only works in the movies. even steven segal has had his ass kicked irl "assailant" type fights. i go with flaring eye spots. works in the animal kingdom. |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
psffft....that only works in the movies. even steven segal has had his ass kicked irl "assailant" type fights. i go with flaring eye spots. works in the animal kingdom. |
actually .. i want to be intimidating like this guy .. click here
if u don't remember this guy, anthony john is that bodybuilder from mtv true life .. that guy was intimidating .. i want to be like him .. :eyes: :eyes: :nervous: |
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