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LORD OF BASS: GREEK'S No1 HARDTRANCE/STYLE (pg. 2)
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| kopi_luwak |
MY NAME IS LORD OF BASS, GREEK'S No1 PROFESSIONAL COMPOSER/PRODUCER OF HARDTRANCE/HARDSTYLE __________________________________________________________________
my (already)succesfull career
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Plz tell me this is a JOKE .... BTW, LORD OF ASS fits u better buddy
Kopi =o. |
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| dj jasonF |
| quote: | Originally posted by LORD_OF_BASS
HI EVERYONE!!
I would like to answer to all these replies above.
First of all i would like to thank you because you spent time for my music and second bad advertise,is advertise also and better..than nothing!!
Of course those replies make me stronger to continue my (already)succesfull career straight ahead on top of underground music(this kind of music that everyone can not easily understand)
I ADRESS TO EVERYONE WHO REALLY LIKES THE HARD WAY IN MUSIC AND NOT TO THOSE THAT LISTEN TO SWEET TRANCE MELODIES WITH STUPID VOCALS(MOST OF THE TIME)
ARE YOU A HARDSTYLE/HARDTRANCE FAN?
ARE YOU BORED OF THESE STUPID MELODIC TRANCE,HOUSE..ETC...?
ARE YOU FEEL YOUR BLOOD BOILING INTO YOUR VAINS?
ARE YOU READY TO LIVE IN DARKNESS?
THEN VISIT MY WEBSITE,DOWNLOAD MY TRACKS AND DONT LISTEN TO NOONE.
ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU OR NOT...... |
well... these guys ofcourse dont know you and your "underground" music backround... you and your friends's music is just a badly produced joke for 13 year old ppl... dont tell the guy he likes ferry corsten... cuz all of your stupidly bad releases, as this kind of music, used to be a trend in the 12-14 year old kids in greece 4 or 5 years ago. you are just a joke like your music. (ofcourse its importand to you.. but only you).
and the way you promote your self.. hah that made me(and others) laugh.. and you are not a composer. not cool not anything. get a life...
and yea melodic trance is cheesy but YOU the STAR.. you my friend suck... at least trance is quality not crappy produced and composed music...
take care
edit: change that greek thing.. make it geek.. suits you better.. you know... as a way to describe your art. |
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| kopi_luwak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Col
Ahh yes, "Lord Of Bass"!
Being who I am, I found the prospect of hearing a track so full of bass that the hihats are no longer audible utterly arousing, and hence jumped at the chance to download this heavily hyped single, "DANCE..UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD!!"
The use of upper case letters and the suffix of two exclamation marks had me, quite literally, salivating with anticipation. The image of "Lord Of Bass" present on the site also caught my glance, and I decided that should there be anyone in the world worthy of carrying such a graceful title, it would be a man with that kind of bold figure and noble facial complexion.
However, I was painfully disappointed at this production. The first thing to jump out at you in this track is the simple breakbeat, consisting of a heavily distorted kick drum and a fairly standard snare. This unbelievably retarded combination of elements reminded me of sitting on the lavatory after a night of drinking.
My disgust soon turned to absolute hysteria upon hearing the clichéd pitched-down "hardstyle" voice chanting for me to "dance, dance" until I "drop dead". I'm not entirely sure why the word "dance" was repeated, but this may have been some kind of rhythmic device, similar to those used in homosexual nightclubs from the early 90s.
Lyrically, this track intrigued me. Could such a blistering complexion of sounds really cause me to "drop dead"? And if so, why exactly would I want to end my life at such a peak of euphoria? The dreary 6 remaining minutes of this piece answered both questions.
As the gated sawtooth melody tore its way into the foreground, I began to call my own existence into question. Why am I here? Why am I listening to a host of such ridiculously penetrative noises? Why did I even bother to download an mp3 from someone with the name of "Lord Of Bass"? As feelings of remorse and even depression began to sweep my insides, I began searching for the nearest sharp instrument.
However, around the 8:10 mark, this track starts to improve dramatically. All the sounds fade to silence, and the listener is presented with 12 blank seconds, presumably which the producer forgot to remove at the end of his piece. This felt almost like making love to a beautiful woman after being whipped with spiked ropes for 8 minutes, and I quickly found myself experiencing a natural high.
To conclude, I would certainly not recommend this production to everyone. In fact, I would not recommend it to anyone. I would actually be very wary of this critically-acclaimed "Lord Of Bass" and his Amiga 500 music. |
OMG, that was great man haha, touche, u made me laught hard this morning thank u :).
Kopi =O. |
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| LORD_OF_BASS |
''Is this guy for real, or is he just trying to wind us up?
I just don't know how anyone could genuinely be so retarded''
Are these your words mr COL?
Well dont tell me about good manners then.....as i said if you have something to tell about someone take a look into your mirror first.
Sorry if i was a bit angry before....but you have to respect others effort and not to laugh with it....thank you!! |
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| Col |
| quote: | Originally posted by LORD_OF_BASS
''Is this guy for real, or is he just trying to wind us up?
I just don't know how anyone could genuinely be so retarded''
Are these your words mr COL?
Well dont tell me about good manners then.....as i said if you have something to tell about someone take a look into your mirror first.
Sorry if i was a bit angry before....but you have to respect others effort and not to laugh with it....thank you!! |
So now you've gone from "It is I, the Lord of Bass! Greece's #1 Producer!" to "omg cant u at least respect my effort?????"
If I were you, I'd just start over. |
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| dj jasonF |
| quote: | Originally posted by LORD_OF_BASS
.but you have to respect others effort and not to laugh with it....thank you!! |
you are right. but afou sou espase to kalami twra prospa8eis me mania na to vgaleis ap to kolo sou..., sta lega egw...
that doesnt change the fact that you are still an ashole with a distortion unit.. (free plugin i guess) :stongue: :stongue: :stongue::toothless :toothless |
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| Massive84 |
Hey lord (must i kneel? )
We never laugh at producers that are not good in producing..Everyone has to start somewhere..
But we do laugh at producers with a joker attitude :)
Pls never get banned, your funny! |
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| Takkra |
OMG OMG YOUR SO GREAT LORD :eyespop: :eyespop:
I OWN TOO IM THE BEST HARDANYTHING PRODUCER IN HOLLAND
EVERYBODY KNOWS ME THERE AND EVERYONE LOVES MY SONGS:eyespop: :eyespop:
HERES A SAMPLE
LETS FORM A TEAM AND CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!! |
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| DjLiMZ. |
| Quit producing and go work in a chicken factory |
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| LORD_OF_BASS |
Well i've got the message....and read what i'm gonna do!!
I'll leave you to your pathetic melodies if you like so much.
You wont change neigher do i so this conversation goes nowhere!!
Of course i'm not retreat...contrary whatever you wrote each one of you makes me incredibly bore......................... |
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| kopi_luwak |
I'll leave you to your pathetic melodies
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Oh no LORD plz no! If u leave ous, then who is supossed to make ous laught this much? :D
P.S. I still thinking this is a JOKE ..
Kopi =o. |
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