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Earwigs in keyboard! help! (pg. 2)
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| amb_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by drgoodvibe
So setting the keyboard on fire is the answer!?!?:thepirate |
Yes! With an acetylene torch for heaven sakes! |
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| rabbitjoker |
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| Tordan |
| quote: | Originally posted by drgoodvibe
So setting the keyboard on fire is the answer!?!?:thepirate |
YES!! Burning plastic is cool. :toothless |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by amb_
I told you how to repel the buggers. Citrus smell. Orange oil will also soften and dissolve this wax lining of their lungs, clogging the passageways and quickly leading to the insect's death. Clean your keyboard with some orange cleaner...
They will also be attracted to the vegetable oil and subsequently drown themselves...
Sounds like you could have an infestation. These are some concrete suggestions that are grounded in science and will not harm hunams in any way. |
Woah, amb is hardcore, call him up if you need bug removal! |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
Kill it with fire
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oddly, last night i killed one walking on my window ledge with my lighter....
in things...gotta get rid of em all |
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| DigitalMP |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
set ytour keyboard on fire for some 30-40 seconds.
if that doesnt work smash it with a boot, yell at it, call 1-800 bugs-b-gone, poke it with a stick, spray your mouse with strawberry syrup or get a female earwig, dress it nicely and when them mother******s go for some hit them with newspaper.
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LMFAO! Dude you're in hilarious! |
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| tha_broad |
Ok earwigs are the absolute worst!!!!
I would cry. Almost any other bug Im ok with. Not earwigs. |
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| naesean3 |
Dan - earwigs come from your ears - your ears are their home - quit shaking your head around when you are chairdancing to your TRANCEBEATS in front of your computer.
I only know this because when I was in grade 7 in gym class - I/WE saw one fall right out of someones ear onto the floormats (also at least 4 others saw it too - because he kept picking at his ear and we were like "what up with that??") - FREAKED EVERYONE OUT!! He thought it was funny and said it happened before?????!!!??:wtf:
He became known as WIGGY and subsequently had a most terrible highschool existence (never got laid) because of the EARWIG stigma coupled with the fact that he wasn't jocky and handsome and the fact that all the girls were freaked out that one (earwig) might pinch them in the yoohoo when getting it on.
I hear he now owns a multi-million dollar corporation in Europe where he fandangled a major takeover of an on-line/magazine/video porn company - he nows enjoys regular uptakes all the time and is very happy..........
I read an interview in the British Press a couple of years ago......when asked what was his favourite movie......he said Star Trek II - The Wrath of Kahn..!!
"we have ways to control you......say hello to my little friends..."
:tongue3 :haha: :crazy: :stongue: :eyespop: :nervous: :eyes: :wtf: |
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| tw1tch |
| Ew, I think I'd want to throw my laptop in the garbage after that. hahahahah |
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| PartEgurl |
| Hehe is your computer in the basement of your house or something? Good luck getting rid of them, I would just be worried that they would be in more places than just my keyboard. :eek: |
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| AdReNaLiNa |
| ouch.. sounds like someone wasn't watching the crumbs when eating while on the computer :p |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by tw1tch
Ew, I think I'd want to throw my laptop in the garbage after that. hahahahah |
Please let me download all your sets first tho! :p
Xavier, holy LMFAO!!! "Dress her up real nice" I expected something with that much hilarity coming from my man Vertigo but you certainly came through! :D
And as a solution, Dan, I hear earwigs are attracted to . Stop typing and they'll go away!!! :p
^^^Man, I wish I could've used that witty response for someone who actually DOES type :( |
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