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| robospanker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
do some excerise & lose your flab! Have a make-over because your probably ugly.
How about you go to a night club & having a try at picking a babe up? |
go to a club and get one? isnt there a competition?
the good ones are always taken first. :( |
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| nix0807 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
do some excerise & lose your flab! Have a make-over because your probably ugly.
How about you go to a night club & having a try at picking a babe up? |
BUUURRRRN :D |
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| Akridrot |
Get a fleshlight. And no, I don't have one, but I heard it pretty much the real thing if you close your eyes. Only 50 bucks.
http://www.fleshlight.com
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by robospanker
go to a club and get one? isnt there a competition?
the good ones are always taken first. :( |
head up buddy. How about you take an 'art' class at tafe. There are always heaps of babes in art class. Or maybe take up arobics? Sure you may become a panzy by attending such classes, but think of the women you'd pick up! |
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| Creamfields23 |
| Don't they have a Escort Service in Curacao. Here in holland it's just like ordering food. Tell them what you want and it's delivered instantly. |
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| robospanker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
Get a fleshlight. And no, I don't have one, but I heard it pretty much the real thing if you close your eyes. Only 50 bucks.
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HEY Akridrot, who is that girl on your avatar? |
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| robospanker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Creamfields23
Don't they have a Escort Service in Curacao. Here in holland it's just like ordering food. Tell them what you want and it's delivered instantly. |
yes, but that is why the Netherlands rule! |
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| smokeape |
Oh no! NOt this again...
...go visit realdoll.com if you want some plastic....
:p
[[[smoke]]]
Walsh & Coutre ft Holly - Burn (Van Bellen Mix) |
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| Ibizadreamer AG |
| That doll is pretty realistic. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by robospanker
where do i get me some?
i decided its time for me to understand what is the female body from upclose. :D
i am serious by the way.
dont take this as a joke thread.
does anybody really know sites to order a hooker? :conf: |
get a job in a mortuary you're guaranteed to get an eye full :eyes: and if your luck you'll get some slab :nervous: |
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| robospanker |
| wtf is wrong with you? :whip: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
get job in a mortuary you're guaranteed to get an eye full :eyes: and if your luck you'll get some slab :nervous: |
I dont wanna know how & where you got that idea from! :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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