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I ate dog ****
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
My back lawn was over grown with grass & it was time for it to get cut. I knew my dog Moofer liked to frolic in the grass & he jumped around me as I pull out the lawn mower. But the Lawn mower wouldn’t start; bloody thing! So I said "bugger it, Ill use the Whipper Snipper":
The Dreaded Whipper snipper (or poo flinger some might call it)
Anyways, I start the thing up & started cutting the grass with it. A bit of mud flung up & hit my cheek & I thought nothing of it. I started smelling dog , but oh well, & I kept on snippering. I was starting to get hot & I was panting with my mouth open when I hit a pile of dog with the wiper sniper. went everywhere. A piece flung up & went straight into my mouth & another bit hit my eye. The taste hit me & I instantly threw away the whipper snipper & started spitting. That quickly turned to dry reaching, which turned into convulsive vomiting. Well, what do ya know: literally tastes like !!
I’m going to leave my grass half cut..... |
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| Zenchowdah |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
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does it taste like it smells? |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zenchowdah
does it taste like it smells? |
Youll have to eat some to know the truth!
Wanna join my dog tasting club? :stongue: |
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| Psy-T |
| :eyes: :whip: :disbelief :wtf: :p |
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| BTG |
| whats what you get for being an idiot and cutting your grass with a weedwacker.:happy2: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
whats what you get for being an idiot and cutting your grass with a weedwacker.:happy2: |
hehe damn straight! :stongue:
My blasted 2 stroke lawnmower is always hard to start. Probably needs new spark plugs. Next time ill way up the options: Go to hardware store & pickup spark plugs vs. Have poo flung at my face! :stongue: |
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| metalgearsolid |
| i ate dog once out of curiosity:eek: :) |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by metalgearsolid
i ate dog once out of curiosity:eek: :) |
:haha: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
:wtf: |
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| StanVoid |
| hahahha funny post xeno, quality writing! |
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| DjConfessions |
| there some guy at this messageboard i visit (sherdog.net) that is willing to eat dog , videotape and upload if this certain fight does not go his way. 50/50 is not the kind of odds i'd face if i said i'd possibly eat dog |
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| nchs09 |
| lol that sucks. lol @ that like |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| does it really taste like ? |
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