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Who loves skinny dipping??? (pg. 3)
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spunky Girl
me, me, me!!!! :D |
I'm gonna have my hands full with you... |
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| Spunky Girl |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
I'm gonna have my hands full with you... |
FL + CA = lots o' water ;) |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spunky Girl
FL + CA = lots o' water ;) |
Warm, greenish/blue water. Fun times. |
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| muzzybear |
I got in from my boyfriend (now hubby) for skinny dipping last summer. Hey, my dog jumped in the lake, so I stripped and did too. Us Canadian girls like to be naked in water (for the most part!).
Boy was he mad. Isn't that sweet? ;) |
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| SurrJRS |
| quote: | Originally posted by vickyvale
LMAO!!
That reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George was changing and a woman walks in on him while he's naked and she starts laughing and he looks down and yells, "I WAS IN A POOL..I WAS IN A POOL!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHA :haha: Oh man. so funny. |
George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold...
Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.
George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.
Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?
George: What if she discusses it with Jane?
Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
George: How do you know?
Jerry: Women aren't like us.
George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?
Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think women know about shrinkage.
George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
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| Playa24_7 |
| ^^ hahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Playa24_7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by newr
Oh I was gonna say "man, Dan is a pimp" if he was female |
LOL! hey, I didnt do that by choice, he was already there, but I didnt see anything and swam clear of him, so no worrys :D haha |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by SurrJRS
George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold...
Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.
George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.
Jerry: Well, so what's the difference?
George: What if she discusses it with Jane?
Jerry: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
George: How do you know?
Jerry: Women aren't like us.
George: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?
Jerry: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think women know about shrinkage.
George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
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Classic! |
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| vickyvale |
| quote: | Originally posted by SurrJRS
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That's the one!
Gold. |
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| zookeeper |
skinny tubing & skinny waterskiing (...at night o'course)
My fav.
p.s. but only in fresh water, the ocean has too many things that kill or remove limbs. |
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| yankeeBaby |
I grew up on a beach, so I have def done it a few times!!
Favorite moment: My friends and I put out a million candles on the dock, got drunk, got naked, and my drunk friend, sara, got up on the dock buck naked and recited the Pledge of Alligiance (SP?) to our flag. hahahhaha
She couldn't get down till she said the whole thing right, and she was so drunk that she kept messing up and was up there naked for like 10 minutes. :haha: :haha:
goos times :) |
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| zookeeper |
Ah yes a little alcohol and we all take our clothes off, It's gotta be a warm night though.
R.E.M's "Nightswimming" sets the mood well and does bring back memories |
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