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simpsons quotes (pg. 3)
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| GrimReaper |
Homer: "All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one"
Homer: "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe)"
Homer: "Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs."
Homer: "Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender." |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| homer: "don't worry, hippos are afraid of water!" |
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| _Ocean_Drive_ |
Cheif Wiggum and MAyor Quimby watching the monorail whizz round very fast from the control room
Wiggum: Argh, this is making me dizzy, I'm gonna go take a break
Quimby: Alright, I'm in charge here
Wiggum: Oh run along Quimby, I think they're dedicating a phonebooth somewhere
Quimby: Watch it you talking tub of donut batter
Wiggum: Hey, I've got pictures of you Quimby
Quimby: You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass, now beat it. |
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| Kongo_kim |
from a halloween epiosde
Homer : Everything worked fine in the end
Marge : Bart´s dead!
Homer : Well Saying I´m sorry won´t help
Marge : The gypsy woman said it would
Homer : She´s not the boss of me
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| {b.s.e.} |
"Oh Lord, guide this cinderblock--"
"Homer, no!" |
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| {b.s.e.} |
while I'm at it,
"Old grey mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.." |
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| Aiwendil |
Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him?
Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell. |
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| jonSun |
BlackJack dealer: 18
Homer: Hit Me
BlackJack Dealer: 19
Homer: Hit Me
Black Jack Dealer: 20
Homer: Hit Me
BlackJack Dealer: 21
Homer: Hit Me
BlackJack Dealer: Bust
Homer: DOOOHHHH!!!!! |
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| {b.s.e.} |
R-"i ated the purpleberries."
B-How are they Ralph, good?
R-"they taste like ..burning,"
"Now let's talk about rust proofing! those Colecos will rust up on ya in a.. shut up, Gil, seal the deal, seal the deal!" |
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| Googooly |
Mr.burns: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexelent |
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| trunks1022 |
| snake: wallet inspector |
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