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embarassing **** (pg. 2)
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
I remember once i went to my friends house and I was about to take piss and the window was open. They had this fixture over the toilet, that had various lotions, soaps and air freshener. Unfortunately for me, my friends mother left her panties on this fixture(It's her house, and the toilet is right by the shower), and it was cold.
Now I pull my dick out, and I'm about to piss, but I want to close the window first. With my dick in my hand, I lean forward to close the window and the panties are RIGHT in front of my face, and she comes in at the same time.
You can guess what happened. :nervous: |
You pissed on her or the window slammed shut on your dick? |
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| Akridrot |
| No, she called me a panty sniffer. And I hate her forever. |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
No, she called me a panty sniffer. And I hate her forever. |
Dude, it's so obvious that you're a panty sniffer, though.
Go find some Asian chicks to sneak up on... LOL |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
Dude, it's so obvious that you're a panty sniffer, though.
Go find some Asian chicks to sneak up on... LOL |
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| Akridrot |
| quote: | Originally posted by wwu.punisher
Dude, it's so obvious that you're a panty sniffer, though.
Go find some Asian chicks to sneak up on... LOL |
Ooooooooh Diss. :rolleyes: |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
No, she called me a panty sniffer. And I hate her forever. |
Nothing too wrong in that, unless the owner of the panties in question has severe bowel problems or irregular vaginal hemorrage...or happens to be over the age of 40...or is a hermy. |
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| AlphaStarred |
:haha: :haha:
I once met this chick whilst working, whom i think i shared a mutual attraction with. She invited me to her office once, during a break I had between classes. After tarrying in her room and flirting for a while, I kissed her, which felt as though it lasted but a twinkling. Then, after shooting the some more, she reveals that she has an alleged b/f. Finally she insists, "Why don't you buy me a vibrator?"
ing cocktease :whip: :whip:
I wasn't abashed at all by this, but I posted it in regards to the opening post. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
I cant believe Im going to do this...
My most embarassing moment came my freshman year of college. I fell off my bike on the way to class. Yeah... it was really wet because it had just rained and WOOPS! Crash. Whats even moer unfortunate is that the english class right before mine had just let out and they were all walking towards me.
:nervous:
Its so hard to think about. :stongue: By far the most embarassing thing thats ever happened to me. |
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^^^
hehh..
being caught by parents bites..
especially the morning after they catch u and u gotta face em.
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| Emil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
When I was in second grade me and this girl I liked were in a little fort we made out of pillows in my basement... my brother and her brother were off playing war or something and we were like "yea we are the generals, so we stay in the base"
So anyways she starts getting frisky (yea... duh know... girl was weeeeeird) anyways she was just out of gymnastics class so she was wearing a one piece gymnastics leotard thing and some shorts and a t-shirt.
So she slips off the t-shirt and I took of my shirt and she climbs on top of me and starts grinding up on me and I'm like "whoa this is cool" and so she starts to slip off the leotard, pulling it down... just about getting to her nipple.... and I look over and I see my mom and she is like "Hi!" and I'm like :wtf: and the girl is like :eek: and she goes "lunch is ready, you kids might wanna come up" and left us... so she got dressed and we went and had lunch.
Yea, needless to say I got blocked by my mom... so embarrassing and a let down... pun intended.
So yea, after that we wern't allowed to be in a room together with the door closed either!!! :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
You should be banned for that post. |
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| Falcon-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
When I was in second grade me and this girl I liked were in a little fort we made out of pillows in my basement... my brother and her brother were off playing war or something and we were like "yea we are the generals, so we stay in the base"
So anyways she starts getting frisky (yea... duh know... girl was weeeeeird) anyways she was just out of gymnastics class so she was wearing a one piece gymnastics leotard thing and some shorts and a t-shirt.
So she slips off the t-shirt and I took of my shirt and she climbs on top of me and starts grinding up on me and I'm like "whoa this is cool" and so she starts to slip off the leotard, pulling it down... just about getting to her nipple.... and I look over and I see my mom and she is like "Hi!" and I'm like :wtf: and the girl is like :eek: and she goes "lunch is ready, you kids might wanna come up" and left us... so she got dressed and we went and had lunch.
Yea, needless to say I got blocked by my mom... so embarrassing and a let down... pun intended.
So yea, after that we wern't allowed to be in a room together with the door closed either!!! :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
Is that when you began your obsession with little girls?:whip: |
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| apostrophe |
lol yeah..
i went swimming with a couple girls, one of whom i was in the process of macking, (this was...like freshman yr in highschool) so we started foolin around in the kiddy pool, whatever. she dashed over to the main pool, leaving me stranded with a raging hardon, in the kiddy pool. so i had to like...jump quickly to the main pool, but both of them saw it..hard to hide in swim shorts. they were crackin up the whole time, yeah me..embarassed..but hey, it was HER FAULT! :o
but yeah, she made it up to me later, so it was all good. |
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